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Animal Crossing 

A Nintendo-published video game so addicting that it is essentially digital heroin.
Person 1: Hey man, what's so great about Animal Crossing?
Person 2: You go fishing and dig up stuff and buy furniture and have animal neighbors and a loan-shark raccoon.
Person 1: That sounds terribly boring.
*after 5 minutes of playing*
Person 1: WHY HAVE I NEVER PLAYED THIS BEFORE
Animal Crossing by StBz January 10, 2013

Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS. 

The nicest way to respond to a sext
Girl: Wanna have some FUN?? 😫💦🍆😣
Person: Okay, that’s all the time I’ve got. I got to get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS.

Animal Crossing: New Horizons 

The way switch owners take their mind off this damn virus
I finally have the cure to depression, Animal Crossing: New Horizons

Animal Crossing 

Released in 2002 by Nintendo, Animal Crossing, a game for the Nintendo GameCube was dubbed a "communication game" due to many aspects of communication being featured in the game. Players live in a virtual town and live life as they see it, interacting with villagers, fishing, shopping, catching bugs, and whatever else they wish to do.

crossing the salt bridge 

a bridge you cross to take you to the salty side.
susan crossed the salt bridge when she wasn’t elected for student body president.

sean cried while crossing the salt bridge after vanessa rejected his promposal.

animal crossing new leaf 

The fourth entry in the animal crossing series, its home being the 3DS. One of the best games to get into animal crossing, with practically limitless possibilities and 333 default villagers (50 added in the welcome amiibo update-they are amiibo cards) giving the option to have a very different town to anyone else.

Each town is unique from the layouts being randomly generated, with landscaping, public works projects, and much else to be explored in the game with friends locally or online, you can lose many many hours in this great game.
player: I've been playing animal crossing new leaf for a year and have logged in over 200 hours!!! I love this game!
nonplayer: hmm...maybe there is something to this game...