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Croquette 

noun
a small ball or roll of vegetables, minced meat, or fish, fried in breadcrumbs.
a potato croquette

danish croquette 

When, while performing ass to mouth, the person performing the oral work vomits into the anal cavity, and the receiver holds the gained material inside for at least a day so it mangles with the next buildup of droppings, which will in normal cases be non-liquid and firm, but different in color and texture, like Danish remoulade.
Say, Hans Christian, how was your toilet visit? -Well, Mads, I think we managed to make a perfect Danish croquette.

croquet set 

When you are playing croquet and someone eats the balls and then the person who is with them sucks his wang while the others play croquet.
"Dude we were totaling playing croquet and Tom started giving a croquet set" said Michael
croquet set by the Roflsaur October 13, 2005

Salmon Croquettes 

I'd sure like some salmon croquettes with hot sauce
Salmon Croquettes by Esjay April 29, 2005

Croquette-ing

When two guys are fucking and their balls slap together.
I was croquette-ing this dude in the bar parking lot, and bruised my gooch.
Croquette-ing by JAM320 October 18, 2025

semi-croquette 

A boner that is not hard nor soft
That's a semi-croquette if I've ever seen one!