by Stickythings August 5, 2016
by ThaRaspBerriKing August 12, 2016
Slang to describe the stereotype of a small, grey-haired fat man with a moustache who looks up women's skirts.
"Honeyviolet, darling, why do you have all these bruises?"
"THEY WERE THROWING 50p's AT MY SWOLLEN FOREHEAD, YOU CROON!!!"
"THEY WERE THROWING 50p's AT MY SWOLLEN FOREHEAD, YOU CROON!!!"
by MegaMarc September 28, 2019
A dance move invented at the 2014 Grammy Awards. To sway, perform, and sing along to a song in an extremely emotional or sentimental way, possibly incorporating hand gestures. Eyes closed, lost in the music. The way your mom gets taken away by a tune from her high school days, glass of red wine in hand, shuffling around the room as her teenage kids roll their eyes in disdain. Cynics may judge the Mom-Crooners (MC’s as they are commonly referred to in the dance world) as it is a form of dance only perfected by those willing to be absolutely swept away by the feels you get when you hear a certain song. Those who know how to Mom Croon cannot see the eye rolls of haters. They have reached a level of musical transcendence that is hater-proof. Once you perfect the mom croon, you are truly free.
Person 1: Did you see Taylor's dancing at the Grammys?
Person 2: yah she was just doing the mom-croon
Person 2: yah she was just doing the mom-croon
by emilymichelleswift13 August 19, 2015
(Noun) A dance move invented at the 2014 Grammy Awards. To sway, preform, and sing along to a song in a extremely emotional or sentimental way, possibly incorporating hand motions. Eyes closed, lost in the music. The way your mom gets taken away by a tune from her high school days, glass of red wine in her hand, shuffling around the room as her teenage kids roll their eyes in disdain. Cynics may judge the Mom-Crooners (MC's as they are commonly referred to in the dance world) as it is a form of dance only perfected by those willing to be absolutely swept away by the feels you get when you hear a certain song. Those who know how to Mom Croon cannot see the eye rolls of haters. They have reached a level of musical transcendence that is hater-proof. Once you perfect the mom croon, you are truly free.
"Oh look, Taylor's being embarrassing again- just mom-crooning in the corner by herself because Sometimes by Britney Spears came on. Oh God. Now she's crying."
by iknowplacesicankillyou September 20, 2015
A dance move invented at the 2014 Grammy Awards. To sway, perform, and sing along to a song in an extremely emotional or sentimental way, possibly incorporating hand gestures. Eyes closed, lost in the music. The way your mom gets taken away by a tune from her high school days, glass of red wine in hand, shuffling around the room as her teenage kids roll their eyes in disdain. Cynics may judge the Mom-Crooners (MC’s as they are commonly referred to in the dance world) as it is a form of dance only perfected by those willing to be absolutely swept away by the feels you get when you hear a certain song. Those who know how to Mom Croon cannot see the eye rolls of haters. They have reached a level of musical transcendence that is hater-proof. Once you perfect the mom croon, you are truly free.
Person 1: Oh look, Taylor’s being embarassing again.
Person 2: She's Swaying and singing along, what is she even doing with her life anymore?
Person 1: She's doing the mom-croon. Just mom-crooning away in the corner by herself because Sometimes by Britney Spears came on. Oh God. Now she’s crying.
Person 2: She's Swaying and singing along, what is she even doing with her life anymore?
Person 1: She's doing the mom-croon. Just mom-crooning away in the corner by herself because Sometimes by Britney Spears came on. Oh God. Now she’s crying.
by tumblr trash August 18, 2015
by Johnnyboy2cool November 19, 2016