Corkass 

Corkass can be taken literally or as a figure of speech, an idiom. The literal term is someone who has a cork up their ass. If they have a cork up their ass, they need medical help to dislodge the cork in their ass, or butt. A non-literal term would be someone who is cranky or rude, acting as they would if they did indeed have a cork up their ass.

Doctor Jim, we have another corkass in our lobby.
Mark wouldn't let me come over today because of my weight. What a corkass.

Corkass by I'mVeryStupid November 19, 2017

cookass 

The ultimate progrestion of badass

Steven Segall is cookass!

cookass by P33KAJ3W April 21, 2005

Corkass 

One who has a cork up their ass, either literally or figuratively. A literal corkass should seek medical attention to remove the cork from their ass. A figurative corkass constantly acts uptight and agitated, as if they do, in fact, have a cork lodged in their asshole.

"Doctor, there's another corkass in the surgery ward that requires attention."

"I asked my friend for a lift to work today, but he said no on account of it being out of the way. What a corkass."

Corkass by Corkasser February 25, 2009

corkass 

One whose ass is so full of blackheads, acne, hair that was shaved about 2 days ago so that it's just now growing back, or any sick combination of the 3, that it has the appearence of cork.

kid 1: "Okay, I officially saw the grossest thing in the locker room today."

kid 2: "wtf do i want to know?"

kid 1: "probably not but i'm gonna tell you anyway. that kid etherage is officially a corkass."

kid 2: *pueks*

corkass by overlordofdiction777 December 17, 2008

cronassoulmate 

A VALID MF

“cronassoulmate is so valid‼️‼️“

cronassoulmate by grey ig March 9, 2021

Croassant 

This thing is like a GOD bruh like they are incredible and they are the best gender identification and also you can defend your self.

Example 1:

French victim:you are a pussy

Person 1:*breaks a croassant in his face*

French victim:*proceeds to have a really big amount of emotional damage*

Example 2

Victim 1:Your sort of stupid

Person 1:*throws a croassant on his face as a boomerang *

Victim 1:Ay yoo wtf you broke my leg

Croassant by Motaxs October 4, 2023

Croassant 

One of the best breads and is the best gender indentification option ever

French victim:Your a pussy

Person 1:*breaks a croassant on his face*

French victim:*has a lot of emotional damage*

Example 2

Victim 1:Your sort of idiot

Person 1:*throws a croassant as a boomerang*

Victim 1:!Ay yoo WTF you almost got my EYE!

Person 1:*throws another one*

Victim 1:*💀*

Croassant by Motaxs October 5, 2023