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(v) It is the act of somebody, whether for sexual pleasure or for punishment of the recipient, sits down on a persons chest, as though they are about to take a shit. They then repetedly slap the person in the face, as hardly, or softly, as they feel fit with their cock
When Anthony got mad at me he croddled me until I bruised.

i just feel like croddling a girl right now.
by Awesome Jimmy September 18, 2007