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a chick that dresses like everyday is hot and its always time for the beach and who wears awfully bright nail polish. also a girl with way too tanned skin. kinda a glamour surfie. with way too much money and time to care bout REAL issues.
Likes to think guys like them. only guys with an IQ lower than 100
that tanned chick of home and away (cassie?)

or

80% of teen girls aged 13-20

"look at that crispie" (usually said by bitter emo girls)
by Ash117 July 25, 2008