Crinkled

A slang word used to describe someone who is drunk .

“I’m gonna get so crinkled at the New Year’s party”

by the jkhjklhjkasdfhaljkd December 1, 2022

crinkled

One step further than getting crunk.

My roommate went to the bar last night, but got so crinkled he never came home.

by showboat4 March 14, 2010

Crinkle

A word to use instead of fight

"You crinkle with me right now"
I said to hafsah- "your such a tunkle crinkle outside right now"

by Gracieandmacysuckurmom January 23, 2023

Crinkle

To party hard and get drunk!

We are about to get crinkle.

by Degeneration X February 27, 2012

The Crinkle

Horrible feeling in your gut when you eat bad food and know you will soon have to poop or fart, probably a lot. Not a good thing to have.

I ate fast food then went to Wal-Mart and walked around for a few hours. Now I have the crinkle!

by Rev. Link March 15, 2008

Crinkles

An old man who has shrivelled and wrinkly ball sacks. They have uncontrollable asthma and no toes. They fell off in the Vietnam war.

Can also describe people who go down allyways and deal drugs late at night.

"Look at that old sad sack of shit, bet hes got the crinkles"

"I just saw some crinkles doing the shit business, no good man"

by Rickyberwicksbollocks105050 November 1, 2019

crinkle dick

A phenomenon where the penis makes a pop or snapping sound while masturbating, much like the sound of bubble wrap being stepped on.
See also: "snap, crackle, cock".

"Dude, what's that crackly noise I keep hearing through your bedroom wall? You eating Rice Krispies?"
"Nah, I was just jerkin'. Crinkle dick."

by userbits March 7, 2010