10 definitions by userbits
When one or more homosexual males (eg. TV's "Queer Eye") attempt to force meterosexuality on a heterosexual man using an intense tactical arsenal of embarrassment and shame.
Meterosexual guy: Hey man, let's go to that unisex boutique for some good old fashioned queer pressure.
Heterosexual guy: No way. Those guys always make me feel bad for having nose hair.
Heterosexual guy: No way. Those guys always make me feel bad for having nose hair.
by userbits March 28, 2010
The female equivalent to "sloppy seconds", floppy seconds occurs when a woman receives an inadequate dose of dongage due to the fact that the male in question has recently enacted in coitus with another woman, thus rendering his manhood "floppy".
"Well, I already banged your sister, but if you don't mind floppy seconds..."
or
"Man, that Kate Hudson chick sure does like floppy seconds!"
or
"Man, that Kate Hudson chick sure does like floppy seconds!"
by userbits March 7, 2010
The act of pressing one's thumb (or finger) into the rectum of a woman while engaged in vaginal intercourse from the doggystyle or reverse cowgirl position.
Hint: A tom thumb should never be attempted on a male without his expressed permission.
Hint: A tom thumb should never be attempted on a male without his expressed permission.
"My date didn't go so well last night..."
"Shoulda given 'er the tom thumb dude. You know--stick in a thumb, pull out a plum? Chicks LOVE that shit!"
"Shoulda given 'er the tom thumb dude. You know--stick in a thumb, pull out a plum? Chicks LOVE that shit!"
by userbits July 16, 2009
A phenomenon where the penis makes a pop or snapping sound while masturbating, much like the sound of bubble wrap being stepped on.
See also: "snap, crackle, cock".
See also: "snap, crackle, cock".
"Dude, what's that crackly noise I keep hearing through your bedroom wall? You eating Rice Krispies?"
"Nah, I was just jerkin'. Crinkle dick."
"Nah, I was just jerkin'. Crinkle dick."
by userbits March 7, 2010
Car-spooning occurs when two drivers on opposite sides of traffic recognize each other as fellow douchebags.
The douchebags will then slow to a stop (often in the middle of an intersection) to discuss their douchebaggery in detail.
This interaction is called "car-spooning" because of its resemblance to coitus from behind while lying down.
The douchebags will then slow to a stop (often in the middle of an intersection) to discuss their douchebaggery in detail.
This interaction is called "car-spooning" because of its resemblance to coitus from behind while lying down.
by userbits March 14, 2007
Occurs on hot summer days, when the friction between one's buttocks feels as though it is creating a runny soup.
A particularly bad case of soup ass may be referred to as "soup nuts." In this case, the soup has risen up from the buttocks and is now soaking the testicle region. This may or may not be accompanied by a rash.
A particularly bad case of soup ass may be referred to as "soup nuts." In this case, the soup has risen up from the buttocks and is now soaking the testicle region. This may or may not be accompanied by a rash.
by userbits March 14, 2007
Two fists coming together in friendship or solidarity, followed by a mimed explosion.
Variation the familiar knuckle bump, fist bump, or bro fist.
It is common to say the phrase "fist bump, fireworks" while enacting both parts of the bump bomb.
Variation the familiar knuckle bump, fist bump, or bro fist.
It is common to say the phrase "fist bump, fireworks" while enacting both parts of the bump bomb.
Dude #1: Dude, that was a sweet burn! Bump bomb?
Dude #2: I heard that.
Both Dudes (while bump-bombing): "Fist bump, fireworks."
Dude #2: I heard that.
Both Dudes (while bump-bombing): "Fist bump, fireworks."
by userbits August 11, 2010