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When one or more homosexual males (eg. TV's "Queer Eye") attempt to force meterosexuality on a heterosexual man using an intense tactical arsenal of embarrassment and shame.
Meterosexual guy: Hey man, let's go to that unisex boutique for some good old fashioned queer pressure.
Heterosexual guy: No way. Those guys always make me feel bad for having nose hair.
Heterosexual guy: No way. Those guys always make me feel bad for having nose hair.
by userbits March 28, 2010
Get the queer pressuremug. A phenomenon where the penis makes a pop or snapping sound while masturbating, much like the sound of bubble wrap being stepped on.
See also: "snap, crackle, cock".
See also: "snap, crackle, cock".
"Dude, what's that crackly noise I keep hearing through your bedroom wall? You eating Rice Krispies?"
"Nah, I was just jerkin'. Crinkle dick."
"Nah, I was just jerkin'. Crinkle dick."
by userbits March 7, 2010
Get the crinkle dickmug. Occurs on hot summer days, when the friction between one's buttocks feels as though it is creating a runny soup.
A particularly bad case of soup ass may be referred to as "soup nuts." In this case, the soup has risen up from the buttocks and is now soaking the testicle region. This may or may not be accompanied by a rash.
A particularly bad case of soup ass may be referred to as "soup nuts." In this case, the soup has risen up from the buttocks and is now soaking the testicle region. This may or may not be accompanied by a rash.
by userbits March 14, 2007
Get the soup assmug. The female equivalent to "sloppy seconds", floppy seconds occurs when a woman receives an inadequate dose of dongage due to the fact that the male in question has recently enacted in coitus with another woman, thus rendering his manhood "floppy".
"Well, I already banged your sister, but if you don't mind floppy seconds..."
or
"Man, that Kate Hudson chick sure does like floppy seconds!"
or
"Man, that Kate Hudson chick sure does like floppy seconds!"
by userbits March 7, 2010
Get the floppy secondsmug. The female equivalent to a lemon party, this occurs when more than two elderly women get together to butter each other's crumpets. Not to be confused with mah dong night, during which more than two elderly women get together to watch male strippers.
"Hey, hon, where's your mother?"
"Off playing bridge with the gals, I guess."
"Ah, Christ, not another crumpet party!"
"Off playing bridge with the gals, I guess."
"Ah, Christ, not another crumpet party!"
by userbits March 7, 2010
Get the crumpet partymug. The act of pressing one's thumb (or finger) into the rectum of a woman while engaged in vaginal intercourse from the doggystyle or reverse cowgirl position.
Hint: A tom thumb should never be attempted on a male without his expressed permission.
Hint: A tom thumb should never be attempted on a male without his expressed permission.
"My date didn't go so well last night..."
"Shoulda given 'er the tom thumb dude. You know--stick in a thumb, pull out a plum? Chicks LOVE that shit!"
"Shoulda given 'er the tom thumb dude. You know--stick in a thumb, pull out a plum? Chicks LOVE that shit!"
by userbits July 16, 2009
Get the tom thumbmug. Car-spooning occurs when two drivers on opposite sides of traffic recognize each other as fellow douchebags.
The douchebags will then slow to a stop (often in the middle of an intersection) to discuss their douchebaggery in detail.
This interaction is called "car-spooning" because of its resemblance to coitus from behind while lying down.
The douchebags will then slow to a stop (often in the middle of an intersection) to discuss their douchebaggery in detail.
This interaction is called "car-spooning" because of its resemblance to coitus from behind while lying down.
by userbits March 14, 2007
Get the car-spoonmug.