That girl from Birmingham has had to change her pad three times already. She's must be having an Alabama Crimson Tide
by Clark Potter December 12, 2003
Has the worst saying in history of college football--Roll Tide. They are a bunch of assholes that love to drink, party, and be VERY rude. They are hated by EVERY college. The worst part of the whole football program is Nick Saban or as LSU likes to call him Nick Satan. No one could pay me enough to go to their college, much less the state of Alabama!
Mom: We are moving to Alabama!
Me: I will just stay here. I will not move there with all of them assholes (aka: Alabama Crimson Tide)
Me: I will just stay here. I will not move there with all of them assholes (aka: Alabama Crimson Tide)
by LSUtigers August 5, 2012
More National Championships than any other College football team (13 time champions) also had the greatest coach of all times Paul'Bear'Bryant
Hey Nigger, who is the most Dominant team in SEC History! Sir,That would be Alabama Crimson Tide, Master!
by RollTideRoll July 29, 2003
The obsession of every redneck in the state of Alabama. Have more FAKE national championships than any other team in the country. Are followed by the largest sidewalk alum of all time. Have become 2nd fiddle to the mighty Auburn Tigers.
by Crimpson Tyde January 4, 2012
Crimson Tide Wing Man
1. A good friend who attends a screening of a 1995 submarine thriller, starring Gene Hackman and Denzel Washington, with you.
2. A good friend who is with you before, during and after you bang a chick in someone else's bed, said chick being on her menstrual cycle, leaving a horrendous red, crimson if you like, smear over the other person's bedsheets. Also known as 'Pulling an Ollie'. N.B. this is not the skateboarding trick of the same name.
1. A good friend who attends a screening of a 1995 submarine thriller, starring Gene Hackman and Denzel Washington, with you.
2. A good friend who is with you before, during and after you bang a chick in someone else's bed, said chick being on her menstrual cycle, leaving a horrendous red, crimson if you like, smear over the other person's bedsheets. Also known as 'Pulling an Ollie'. N.B. this is not the skateboarding trick of the same name.
Crimson Tide Wing Man
This has, at various times, been called an 'Overlook Hotel Lobby', a 'Bateman Dry Cleaners', and a 'Durty, durty wumman'.
This has, at various times, been called an 'Overlook Hotel Lobby', a 'Bateman Dry Cleaners', and a 'Durty, durty wumman'.
by Dole Monkey Spanker July 17, 2022
In reference to the NCAA D-1 team in Tuscaloosa as well as Denzel Washington's insubordination in a submarine.
The Alabama Crimson Tide were upset against Clemson in the latest football title game but not as upset as was Gene Hackman was in regards to Denzel in the movie Crimson Tide.
by Jacobistan February 27, 2019
by Stooge-a-phile November 29, 2017