To have a very small or insignificant penile region, but it's okay because you are very smart and the ladies are just too dumb to recognize a keeper, and would rather go out with jocks who don't care about them.
Maxima: I think imma pop a crighton.
Kylent: Uh..oh, your head is growing by a factor of 4.
by Maxima_Destroyer of women February 19, 2018
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A species recognised by a distinctively large chin. Others distinctive characteristics include being one of the worlds best undiscovered players.

Crightons are often found residing around primary schools between the hours of 3-4pm.

Crightons can be identified by a brown substance often found pouring from the mouth whilst speaking.

Often found "chin-wagging" with other Crightons.

The word can also be used to describe someone telling lies, exaggerating or expanding the truth.
Girl 1: Oh this guys so great, he told me he once saved 5 children from a burning orphanage.

Girl 2: No he didn’t, he’s such a Crighton!
by Keep believin' June 17, 2011
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likes 90210 and Justin Bieber, a person who disagrees with everything.
Loves David Cameron
"hes soooo gay".... " nah man hes just james crighton"
by LdotEvans October 20, 2011
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An absolute god. Has released many songs including GROW BABE🌿🌿. Is an absolute inspiration, along with Jacob Sartorious.
Omg have you heard ‘Grow Babe?’ Callum Crighton is such a sweetheart!
by fricklemypickle November 16, 2019
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