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roll credits by didi8083 August 28, 2015
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Carbon Credits
A SCHEME and a SCAM.
A SCHEME by the rich to continue their polluting guilt free, while the poor will have to make sacrifices for the environment so the rich can continue to pollute.
A SCAM because there is no independent auditing/verification the scheme is helping the environment.
A SCHEME by the rich to continue their polluting guilt free, while the poor will have to make sacrifices for the environment so the rich can continue to pollute.
A SCAM because there is no independent auditing/verification the scheme is helping the environment.
Anyone can sell carbon credits, but how can it be verified they performed the promised tasks? How much was actually spent on reducing carbon emmisions?
Screw the environment, I'm gonna carbon credit my way to becoming a billionaire!
Screw the environment, I'm gonna carbon credit my way to becoming a billionaire!
Carbon Credits by Eddy August 5, 2007
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douchebag credits
when a person, especially a celebrity, has built up so much goodwill that they would be excused from a heinous act. Created by comedian Christopher Titus.
Tom Hanks has so many douchebag credits that if he were to punch a nun, the first thing people would do is ask what the nun did to make Tom so angry.
douchebag credits by cra0422 December 1, 2015
jicko credits
When a guy goes JICKO MODE, he earns jicko credits. The less fucks are given, the more jicko credits are earned.
"That guy earned major jicko credits tonight"
"He completely ignored that arrogant chick, give that man some jicko credits"
"She was so convinced she could get him in bed tonight, but all he thought about were mad jicko stacks"
"He completely ignored that arrogant chick, give that man some jicko credits"
"She was so convinced she could get him in bed tonight, but all he thought about were mad jicko stacks"
jicko credits by PalmtreeXO February 27, 2020
Credits
Credits by Ineedacatscan June 10, 2003
Photo Credits
Usually used on Facebook or Flickr. When you upload a picture that you did not take, the person who took it might request photo creds. You give photo credits by changing your caption to include something that goes something along the line of: Picture Taken by Jamie Swift or Photography Credits Go To Anthony Brown.
Stephanie: Hey, did you see that picture Emily put as her new profile picture?
Amy: Not yet, let me check it out.... Hey! I took that picture! Man, that bitch better give me my photo credits!
Emily: Oh jeez, I forgot to give Amy her photograph credits! Jeez, she's going to cut me!
Amy: Not yet, let me check it out.... Hey! I took that picture! Man, that bitch better give me my photo credits!
Emily: Oh jeez, I forgot to give Amy her photograph credits! Jeez, she's going to cut me!
Photo Credits by The Photographer. March 28, 2011
Douche Credits
Related to karma. People like to believe that when you do something kind and generous you will be rewarded. Similarly, if you've been a real douche (asshole) they believe that karma will cum and thrust his big black dick into your mouth. And CUM again. So what hapens when we get CUM all over our new sweaters without having done anything to deserve it? Thats when you get a douche credit. This means you've already been punished for your future wrongs, so basically a douche credit is a get out of jail free card which you show to karma when you do something bad.
Person A: Fuck dude, why did you just beat the shit out of that helpless grandma and break an egg on that jew's head?
Person B: I have douche credits and I'm gonna use them all! Biatch! Asshole!
(Person B gets hit by a car)
Person A: Fucking idiot.
Person B: I have douche credits and I'm gonna use them all! Biatch! Asshole!
(Person B gets hit by a car)
Person A: Fucking idiot.
Douche Credits by That Douche Dude June 22, 2009