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the new style of showing credits after a television broadcast, but ZOOMING them by so fast, one can't determine a thing.

this fulfills their legal obligation, but doesn't 'waste' valuable time!...whats' the fucking point!!??, why even bother?? (oh, thats' right!...the LAWYERS, the LAWYERS!!)

one has to find a DVD copy somewhere!, or be ready to slow the credits jet down QUICKLY! in order to absorb credit info.
the credits jet was preventing me from seeing who the electric dildo operator was!

i took a speed reading course, but the credits jet still made 'short work' of me!!

i'm going to have to find out credit info. somewhere else, thanks to the credits jet!!
by michael foolsley November 26, 2011