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crestline critter 

A Crestline Critter is a person that has lived in the Town of Crestline CA their entire life. Usually has parents that smoke pot, so its cool for the Critter to follow suit. As the Critter matures, refers to everybody as a flatlander that's from out of town while they ask customers outside the local liqueur store for spare change .
Did you see that Crestline Critter getting arrested for public intoxication ? Toothless tweeker shardvark
crestline critter by McCrystals February 17, 2015

Cretching 

Alex White was caught cretching in his dorm room to the soft undertones of Jan Arden
Cretching by Big Bad Bud 1970 July 10, 2016

Cresting 

When shit is playing peek a boo with your anus
John was on the toilet cresting but I don't think any shit came out.
Cresting by Shithouse man November 4, 2018

Cresting 

Cresting is when you reach a point of such pleasure during sex or masturbation that you know that one or two more strokes and you’ll cum. Like being right on the crest of the ultimate final pleasure wave.
Man I was cresting for a long time before I finally tugged that sucker all over her face. On reflection I think she would've preferred a different wake-up call...

Crexting 

A type of multitasking in which one texts another on his or her mobile device while taking a crap.
Daniel is really pissing me off. He cannot do anything without his iPhone in his hand. The other day I walked into the bathroom and found him crexting!!
Crexting by KungFuGrip November 30, 2010

crembling 

When you are so excited that you cry and tremble at the same time.
I went to the clinic and got a DNA test; I found out Rodney was the baby-daddy and I started crembling!
crembling by LAZZINC December 15, 2010