creepstache 

A creepy mustache.. aka.. creepstache.

Ew, shave your creepstache

creepstache by EricaApathy April 1, 2006

creme-stache 

sometimes called a "trucker-cum-face." This is due to the fact that the person getting cummed on has a trucker, handlebar mustache. yeah, if you haven't got it by now, it's when a dude gives another dude head, and the one guy jizzes in the one guy's mustache

HEY! Larry! get on your knees bitch! your mustache is gettin plastered to your face slave!creme-stache style!

creme-stache by Hryttereanna July 18, 2006

Crestache 

1. noun. The tooth paste mustache one acquires while brushing their teeth. derived from the words Crest(toothpaste) and mustache.

I looked up at the mirror while brushing my teeth and noticed my huge crestache.

Crestache by Android.* January 18, 2009

Crumbstache 

Noun
1. When one eats food in a vigorous manner, and gets crumbs all over their face. Mostly on their upper lip.

2. Crumbs on your mustache. (or mustache area)

Person 1: AHHH i love cookies! Nom Nom Nom

Person 2: Ahaha i know, you have a cookie crumbstache.

Crumbstache by S.MF.L January 10, 2011

chomestache 

a moustache that makes a person look like a child molester

josh is sporting a mean chomestache he must like small boys

chomestache by longhairedwizardwithlazyeye November 5, 2008

Creepstache 

The mustache commonly worn by creepers.

A creepy looking mustache.
A creepy looking mustache on a creeper.

Jennie: Have you seen Michael?
Andee: You mean the one with the creepstache?
Jennie: Yeah!

Creepstache by Yumm&Llama Lady November 15, 2011

Crompstache 

n. - a mustache that grows patchily as a result of constant stress and humiliation

Brian- Man you have a horrible crompstache.
Earl- I know, I get constantly stressed and humiliated.

Crompstache by boooogerrrrr October 12, 2009