Crestache 

1. noun. The tooth paste mustache one acquires while brushing their teeth. derived from the words Crest(toothpaste) and mustache.

I looked up at the mirror while brushing my teeth and noticed my huge crestache.

Crestache by Android.* January 18, 2009

Rusty Crustacean 

The Rusty Crustacean is a sexual act where; a female lays on her back and her partner puts their thumb inside the vagina and four remaining fingers inside the anus of the female. Then, the partner squeezes their fingers together (reenacting the movement a crustacean's claws make when closing) causing fluctuation of the vaginal and anal region of the female. Maximum pleasure is promised if performed correctly.

Dude, I totally gave Candice the ol' Rusty Crustacean last night... She loved it.

Rusty Crustacean by Nick Buhlugahorn April 13, 2015

Crustaceous Cheapskate 

Someone so greedy that even Spongebob snaps

LISTEN HERE YOU CRUSTACEOUS CHEAPSKATE, SQUIDWARD'S BEEN LIVING IN MY HOUSE DRIVING ME CRAZY AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA HIRE HIM BACK ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID DIME?

Crustaceous Cheapskate by userhandlegoeshere August 28, 2021

creacher 

an intentional misspelling of the word “creature.” often used in typing styles or jokes that include other intentionally misspelled words. used sometimes to describe something as being gremlin-esque, grubby, small, or otherwise chaotic, but it depends on context.

amn just……….. a litle creacher. Thatse it . i Canot change this

creacher by litle bitch August 10, 2021

cumstache 

Sticky residue, also know as semen, left above the upper lip of the person who just gave a blow job. The semen dries to give the appearance of a white mustache. Got cum?

The fuckin’ cumstache I left on Miss Stewart made the bitch look like Santa Clause in a snow storm, ho ho ho, bitch!

cumstache by Pimp Daddy Chad May 3, 2003

Cretched 

When someone is a creature from lack of social interaction and outdoor activities, they become cretched.

Boy 1- “Where’s Alex?”
Boy 2-“ He’s cretched now lad”

Cretched by Cretched_imp October 21, 2018

copstache

The trim, regulation moustache worn by police officers and military personnel.

The patrolman's copstache did not extend beyond the corners of his mouth.

copstache by Tom McGrath December 12, 2007