creeper cat

A handular motion made when in the midst of a creepy moment by placing your hands to both sides of your face, palms outward, and back of thumbs against your cheeks. (representing the whiskers of the creeper cat)

"So Coach, are you going to the movies this weekend? Because if you are, i'm working Friday, Saturday, AND Sunday. So that way if you do..(creepy pause)..i won't miss you."

"Is she slowly continuing to move closer to Coach? whoaa, time for the creeper cat."

"Keep a 5 foot distance at all times; creeper rule"

creeper cat by Kate, Emma, Kelsie, Micah May 23, 2008

creeperbating

The act of masturbating; however, the masturbation must be under circumstances/intentions that would define one as a "creeper".

He was totally creeperbating.

creeperbating by KeenlyACreeper July 23, 2011

Creeperatism 

pronounced (Bren-tus), is defined as the act or acts of being creepy. Examples include but are not limited to knowing everything about a person or persons by searching Facebook, Twitter, or other online social networks, and posting on conversations that do not necessarily pertain to said individual.

I knew he was a creeper but I did not understand the full extent of his "creeperatism".

Creeperatism by BigDaddyBigMak April 24, 2011

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012