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Corsage Creepage 

The wedding phenomenon where allocating one corsage means allocating another. If not kept firmly in check, the toilet attendants and distant relatives become adorned too.

Kathrine: "Zyborg needs a rose in his button-hole"
Frogg: "You are quite right, and his girlfriend should have one too then. Was Zyborg the chap selling car insurance in the queue at the Registry Office yesterday?"
Kathrine: "I thought he was the guy who delivered the tables?"
Frogg: "Best we give them corsages to be sure."
Kathrine: "Do you think there may be some corsage creepage going on here?"
Corsage Creepage by Rob Haesloop October 17, 2005

Major creepage 

When someone does something that takes creepy to another level or says something totally off the wall.
Blue- Do you think this book is good for someone in surgery

Red- yea its ok why whos in surgery
Blue- My girl
Red- Oh what hospital
Blue- I dont know i will find out
Red- I think that i'll go stop by say hi and give her some flowers do you think that she'll like that
Blue- Yea but thats "Major Creepage"
Major creepage by Poonkin October 19, 2009
Referring to teenagers.
Sometimes I wonfer what creepagers are thinking! But then I recall how: "I was once a creepager myself!"....Oh well, nevermind.
creepager by talk2me-JCH2 April 28, 2021

Creeparelli 

A person, usually a man who is extremely creepy. This could be smelling girls hair at the bar, or just being a total creep.
Did you see that guy at the bar last night rubbing my shoulder? He was a complete creeparelli.
Creeparelli by PasadenasFinest January 10, 2013

Creepaleep 

n. When someone is being a real big creep. One who does some real sketchy things. A person who pretends to be a transfer student at another school just to meet members of the oppostie sex.

Ben, quit being such a creepaleep, they can see you in the bushes.

Chris, she's 15...you're such a freakin' creepaleep...
Creepaleep by Alex Johansen June 20, 2007

Creepaleep 

n. When someone is being a real big creep. One who does some real sketchy things. A person who pretends to be a transfer student at another school just to meet members of the oppostie sex.
Ben, quit being such a creepaleep, they can see you in the bushes.

Chris, she's 15...you're such a freakin' creepaleep...
Creepaleep by Alex Johansson September 21, 2008