A thick, heavy load of cum aka jizz, semen, spoo, baby batter, load, spooge, spunk, splooge, man gravy, skeet, ejaculate, goo.
Tonya loved sucking cocks with big mushroom caps. She was never hesitant to take her cock sucking to completion and gobble down a hot, steamy serving of Cream of Mushroom.
by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2015
Similar to a mushroom slap but with the added bonus of doing it after you've ejaculated and your penis is covered in semen.
Guy 1: So how'd it go with Julia last night?
Guy 2: It was awesome!... Up until she just walked out after I Cream of Mushroom Slapped her in the face...
Guy 1: Rough dude. Guess she just isn't into that kind of stuff.
Guy 2: It was awesome!... Up until she just walked out after I Cream of Mushroom Slapped her in the face...
Guy 1: Rough dude. Guess she just isn't into that kind of stuff.
by SJ U KNOW March 26, 2012
the act of mushroom stamping the girl you are with right before you blow off your load. thus covering her face in your man juice.
by treborekim January 27, 2007
Often offered to a girl as a more than healthy dose of some of that sticky icky from your mushroom cap right down her throat after being on a long hiatus from sexual relations.
After months of anticipation Eva was anxious to try Julian's main course, his cream of mushroom soup
by Duane Dinio February 18, 2006
by Lindsdawg February 21, 2010
The act of ejaculating while giving someone a Mushroom Tattoo, hence the Cream of Mushroom Tattoo. Also known as cream of mushroom stamp.
Man getting oral sex from Woman.
Man: hey, i'm about to cum!
*grabs Woman's head and works it faster, dick comes out of mouth. Man cums as dick comes down on Woman's forehead*
Woman: ouch! gross!! you just gave me a Cream of Mushroom Tattoo!!
Man: hey, i'm about to cum!
*grabs Woman's head and works it faster, dick comes out of mouth. Man cums as dick comes down on Woman's forehead*
Woman: ouch! gross!! you just gave me a Cream of Mushroom Tattoo!!
by kitten_2011 April 27, 2011
by Zein November 29, 2002