crapulation 

Congratulating someone on a shitty job well done.

Crapulation on doing that girl and then realizing she was your cousin you idiot.

crapulation by DrumLoud August 5, 2003

carjaculation 

Turning the nozzles on your car's windshield washer around so that it sprays other cars when activated. Specifically, this applies to spraying it in the face of another driver.

Ed: You shoulda seen it! I pulled up beside this yuppie in a convertible and turned up my stereo. When he turned and tried to stare me down My carjaculation hit him right in the face!

carjaculation by killersbytrade April 3, 2009

Crejaculation 

Creative ejaculation

A brainwave resulting in a creative piece of speech, text or some other form of digital artwork.

1. First i got lost in a series of brainfarts, but right after that i creajaculated this heavenly piece of art.

2. This painting is my latest crejaculation.

Crejaculation by Mediajockeys.nl March 13, 2011

Crapulation 

When you are having sex and then one of you poops/craps.

a man and woman are having sex when all of a sudden the woman says "god damn i got to shit" then she craps. That is crapulation.

Crapulation by pathetic prince Pearse March 5, 2014

Premature crapulation (PC) 

Occurs when a man or woman experiences the need to drop a deuce and feels their poo starting to exit their bunghole or even expels a tiny bit of poo soon after the call of nature begins but doesn't reach the toilet in time.

After I pounded those protein bars about 30 mins later I was rushing to the bathroom but experienced another bout of Premature crapulation (PC) before I could get there.

Premature crapulation (PC) by PGOODYoriginal January 20, 2014

Cojaculation 

The act of two men spreaded pre-ejaculated cum on each others penis to ejaculate again.

If planning to cojaculate bring clean towels.

Cojaculation by Nemoytion November 30, 2004

craculating 

to ask what is happening at the moment

Hey Big Vince, What is craculating?

craculating by Tomm Bauerr April 2, 2007