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1. crash dummy
any person who you can get to take the fall for you knowing that it will most likely end up in a bad situation.
person 1 "go get my work before the laws see it"

person 2 "where its at"

person 1 "its under the steps, dont let'em see you"

person 2 "aight i got it"

person 3 "i can't believe he went on that crash dummy mission"

person 1 "you know i got this"
2. crash dummy
someone who is intoxicated and running into random objects that are clearly avoidable.

someone who is cosistnetly tripping or bumping into everything in there path.
Bro 1: How did I get these bruises on my face? Was I in a Fight?

Bro 2: No, you were being a crash dummy last night.

Bro 1: What did I run into?

Bro 2: Everything. Your a crash dummy.
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