any person who you can get to take the fall for you knowing that it will most likely end up in a bad situation.
person 1 "go get my work before the laws see it"
person 2 "where its at"
person 1 "its under the steps, dont let'em see you"
person 2 "aight i got it"
person 3 "i can't believe he went on that crash dummy mission"
person 1 "you know i got this"
A foolhardy Shmoo who is gullible enough to allow himself to be easily maneuvered into dangerous situations.
"He agreed when JoJo the crack dealer asked him to hold his stash? What a crash dummy!"
Crash-dummy- a term that can be associated with your typical morons
This term can be used for sarcastic
commentary or to express your dislike towards
This word best describes the way someone irritates
you, frustrates you - or simply has better hair than you and you feel like if you wanted your cars airbag
to meet any crash-dummy's
It would be theirs!!!
Sarcastic use : " ma'am , ma'am what's shakespeare's surname?"
Friend: "x_X oh my gosh what a crash dummy!"
Peanut Gallery use : " hey I'v missed placed my number...can I have yours? :) "
Guy Friend: "dude that what such a crash-dummy move"
Literal use : "I hate that stupid crash-dummy!!! "
OR "dam you have brain capacity and intellectual ability of a crash-dummy!"
OR "stop screaming at me!!! I'm not your crash-dummy!"
someone who is intoxicated and running into random objects that are clearly avoidable.
someone who is cosistnetly tripping or bumping into everything in there path.
Bro 1: How did I get these bruises on my face? Was I in a Fight?
Bro 2: No, you were being a crash dummy last night.
Bro 1: What did I run into?
Bro 2: Everything. Your a crash dummy.