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An unbelievable statement. Synonymous with hogwash or bullshit.
Don't give me that crapspackle.
by SmokyJoe December 28, 2007
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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The high velocity projectile shit spray that bounces off toilet water and covers one's ass cheeks and/or inner toilet bowl. Crap-spackle dries almost instantaneously on whatever surface it lands on.
Yo, as soon as I put that toilet seat around that bitch's face, I knew what time it was. It was time to crap-spackle. I turned that sliz from Vanna White to Jackie Brown before she could even say please.
by schluss March 15, 2008
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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Crapspackle: 1)overheated molten polypropylene extruded from a big shoe welder. Also known as a "shit" weld. 2) Any spoken or written word(s) coming from a politician's mouth.
Dude, the damn welder did a crapspackle.
by AmericanStrega February 28, 2010
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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After pounding a chick in the butt, anywhere you blow your load would be "crapspackle"
Jason: "Baby, I totally crapspackled your face"
by Forman October 27, 2006
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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