crappin on the clock 

The act of rushing to your job to take a crap or staying late to take a crap on company time. This is especially satisfying when you leave your house in the morning, already needing to take a crap and holding it in to go at work...on the clock.

I really had to take a dump this morning, even before getting in the shower, but I held it so I would be crappin on the clock.

crappin on the clock by crappin4fun March 25, 2009

crappin a fat boy 

your pooping a lot

Jill: Hey what are you up to?
Tom: Oh, nothing, just crappin a fat boy.
Jill: ew.

crappin a fat boy by chipmunkylunky June 3, 2009

crappin hell 

Something you can say when something bad happens and you cannot use worse swear words.

Teacher "John you failed your math quiz!"
John "crappin hell!"

crappin hell by Becky P7602 October 8, 2010

Crappin-Beaver 

When you crap in some bitches beaver.

Last night this I crapped in this bitches beaver!!!!!!

Crappin-Beaver by Chicken October 17, 2004

Crappin Bum

When a Cadbury's chocolate eclair toffee has been left in the car, and the inside has melted.

Thus, when you bite into the sweet, the chocolate is soft and can be squeezed out, just like a 'crapping bum'.

'Wow, Vic, i've just had the NICEST crappin' bum" Said Kate.

Crappin Bum by Vic and Kate Stanley August 29, 2005

crappin-shit 

The totallity of, all encompassing, 100% of.

I love the crappin-shit out of you. He beat the crappin-shit out of him. He fucked the crappin-shit out of her.

crappin-shit by mnarahthon April 16, 2012

Absolute crappin' 

Absolute crappin' - something that is very bad.

Created by Patrick May, a man who checked a Japanese chatroom. The Japanese people, although they spoke english well, had some unique and interesting grammar. It influenced Patrick's grammar, and he invented " absolute crappin' "

I'm having an absolute crappin' day.
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I think this TV show is absolute crappin'.

Absolute crappin' by Patrick May September 4, 2004