crapeteria

A foul rank disgusting workplace cafeteria

Hey, wanna go get some rancid lunch in the crapeteria

crapeteria by steve austin July 20, 2004

Crapterglow 

A portmanteau of "crap" and "afterglow". Describes the feeling of satisfaction, relief, lightness and inner peace, that one only experiences after taking a massive crap.

Gallant: "Hey, you've been in there a pretty long time. Is everything OK?"

Goofus: "Yeah, I'm cool. Just basking in the crapterglow."

Crapterglow by Senor Fluffington December 3, 2009

crapsterbate

the act of taking a crap while masterbating to save time
computer nerds do it most often while taking a break from WOW or halo or any other of that stupid shit

marvin took a break to crapsterbate after four solid hours of unreal tournament

crapsterbate by mr.salty May 28, 2006

Craputer

N. A crappy computer

My craputer keeps crashing!

Craputer by dangerburger January 18, 2008

crapster 

1.) An object or product made with shoddy and/or crude components.
2.) Characterized by faulty or inferior thinking.
3.) Used as an adjective to describe someone or something as overall inferior or wretched.

"John has a crapster computer in his basement that he built using spare parts from a pawn shop."

"You're using completely crapster logic in coming to that conclusion."

crapster by triumvir April 19, 2006

crapsterpiece 

A work of art that goes so far beyond bad, it is not redeemable even through the power of ridicule.

Mariah Carey's film debut, "Glitter," was a monumental crapsterpiece.

crapsterpiece by Pencil Necked Geek February 27, 2005

crapter 

This is a chapter in a book that really sucks - thus a crapter

Dude, did you read chapter 13 last night?

Yeah - what a crapter - made no sense what so ever.

crapter by bobo of the grecian legion November 10, 2009