Craplist 

The unbearable (unpleasant, distasteful, or painful as to be intolerable) daily To Do list of chores of soccer moms.

How ya doin´mom?
Like shit! And I am only have way through my today´s Craplist.

Craplist by rperazag May 6, 2010

craplash 

When a crap drops into toilet water and the splash is great enough to wet the ass.

I squeezed out this massive turd and the craplash was like a tsunami.

craplash by bruce st.asiuk November 26, 2005

craplashes

A crappy set of eyelashes. On guys, really short stubby ones that poke you if you get too close.

He had some serious craplashes, and while we were making out they poked my eye.

craplashes by Miho3 May 18, 2005

Crapfishing 

Deliberately posting inaccurate information online for the purpose of humour, with the aim of getting lots of comments and reactions from people who a) don't get the joke, or b)do get the joke but feel compelled to comment in a way that lets other people who got the joke know that they too got the joke and are thus smart, funny, sexy, handsome etc...

Oh look, Dave's just posted how Darth Vader is his favourite Star Trek Character because he's such a positive role model for disabled people. Looks like he's Crapfishing again.

Crapfishing by Crab with a Choc Ice June 19, 2020

crappish 

The special ability to talk stupid things more than suitable things. Language of who talks a lot of crap.

Kanye West talks so many crap that I could say he speaks "crappish"

crappish by shickst May 29, 2016