What’s crappening? 

Fairly elite response to anything, only people with boss energy can justify using this though

*cough* “J”

Use this phrase whenever someone greets you or acknowledges your presence as you enter some place, venue , etc

Don’t let anyone discourage using this one, it’s awesome and they lack the balls (or guts) to appreciate it

Random virgin: hey everyone

Chad boss: what’s crappening?

______

Mourning widow: oh no my husbands dead!

Chad: yo what’s crappening?

the rest of the funeral mourners: …..

What’s crappening? by Wtf even is a username??! February 28, 2022

Clopening 

Clopening is what one does when an erratic work schedule requires that one works until closing time on a given day, and then that they open on the next day. Variations include "Clopen," "Clopener," etc.

Andy: "Man, babe. I really hate my work schedule. They have me closing tonight, and then I open tomorrow. I'll never get any sleep."

Brenz: "Yup, they have you working a Clopening shift!"

Clopening by MadFocus November 27, 2012

crapping around 

Hanging out where there is the greatest concentration of great deals and values.

We were just crapping around at the Piggly Wiggly and found soup 3 for a dollar!

crapping around by daveburdick December 22, 2007

crapping you negative

Meaning "I'm not kidding." An equivalent of "I shit you not."

Said by the character Glen (played by actor Sam McMurray) in the Coen Brothers' movie "Raising Arizon"

Person 1: Did you hear that Brad and Jen broke up?
Person 2: No way!
Person 1: I'm crapping you negative.

crapping you negative by FelixPen June 1, 2006

Crayning 

To shit on a chair, shove someone's face into it, fuck them in the ass repeatedly until their asshole turns purple, then take their face out of the shit and dong slap them several times. ; the action of shoving your dick into another man's anus

Mike: omfg Id really love crayning a little boy right now!

Crayning by Cuntano June 21, 2012

clopening 

When a singular individual closes the store, and opens it the following morning.

Will skimped on the closing notes, since he was clopening.

clopening by gobbledygook May 17, 2008

crapping flu 

when a person has the stomach flu and continues to visit the bathroom to take a crap every 5 minutes

i have been going to the bathroom nonstop. i have the crapping flu.

crapping flu by betbug February 11, 2009