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To shit on a chair, shove someone's face into it, fuck them in the ass repeatedly until their asshole turns purple, then take their face out of the shit and dong slap them several times. ; the action of shoving your dick into another man's anus
Mike: omfg Id really love crayning a little boy right now!
by Cuntano March 09, 2012