Corporate rape – What happens to longtime employees when their jobs are outsourced or off-shored.
“Buddy got ‘craped’, he lost his pension and insurance when they made the big layoff announcement. He worked for the company for 29 years, 364 days when they fired him”.
#offshored #outsourced #layoff #screwed #fired
by uberdoppleganger April 12, 2009
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an amalgamation of 'cuddle' and 'rape', meaning to force one to cuddle against their will
I went over to Kyle's last night to watch a movie and he tried to cuddle with me but I told him I didn't want to cuddle. The bastard held me down and cuddled with me anyway, he totally craped me!
#cuddle rape #cuddle #rape #amalgamations #homophones
by IndieQueen August 13, 2008
A rape with shit flying everywhere and grapes coming out your ass.
She screamed as she got craped by the mammoth.purple and brown flew everywhere.
#grape shit rape #death fruit rape #mega rape #crappy grape rape #purple #regular rape #bomb rape #megamans cock #explosion #green #rape #fuck #hump #anal sex #butt sex #crap #craep #craaape #creap #crake
by pspmiles November 04, 2013
like drapes, just better. And funnier.
When something is so indescribably funny.
hahaha yeah i know, crapes
#drapes #funny #grace stuart #crappes #hilarious
by GHANAIAN November 01, 2010
When you get creeped on so hard, it's practically rape.
Halexa: "I got craped on last night at the Vee!"
Honda: "By who?"
Halexa: "Some crapist."
#creep #rape #sexual harassment #repulsive #psycho
by The Crapees January 03, 2012
Cuddle-Rape. Unwelcomed cuddling and/or physical closeness. Non-sexual. Not necessarily creepy. Highly popular in church youth groups in place of other forms of sexual contact.

When you really want to be cuddled, you force yourself upon the other person for cuddling, or force them upon you.
"I kept waking up last night because my girlfriend kept craping me."

"I fell asleep at the party last night and John was laying next to me when I woke up. I think I was craped."

John: "Oh! He's so cute! I'm gonna give him a big hug!" Sarah: "Did you just crape my kid??"
#cuddle #cuddle-rape #unwanted cuddling #hugs #spooning
by ZZ Toppy Toperson August 29, 2011
Cry-Rape.
When you get trapped by someone crying at you. And you don't want it. You really don't want it. Please. Stop.
Yep, I was brutally craped.
#crape #cry #rape #cry rape #anglia ruskin
by Peter Taylor1234 October 20, 2010
-The only word that should rhyme with grapes.

-the hideously anorexic monster from pan's labyrinth, also refered to as "pans labyrinth monster".
oh my god Crapes please dont eat me i'll just buy you more grapes.

that paris looks like she has crapes
#grapes #crapes #pans labyrinth #paris #hilton
by crapes fuker January 22, 2008
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