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an amalgamation of 'cuddle' and 'rape', meaning to force one to cuddle against their will
I went over to Kyle's last night to watch a movie and he tried to cuddle with me but I told him I didn't want to cuddle. The bastard held me down and cuddled with me anyway, he totally craped me!
by IndieQueen August 13, 2008
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the art of robbing a car and fucking the exhaust pipe afterwards.
The sex offender craped that car last night.
by b.u.t.t.r.a.p.e.a.g.i.r.l September 19, 2016
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A rape with shit flying everywhere and grapes coming out your ass.
She screamed as she got craped by the mammoth.purple and brown flew everywhere.
by pspmiles November 04, 2013
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like drapes, just better. And funnier.
When something is so indescribably funny.
by GHANAIAN November 01, 2010
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The correct spelling of the word crap. Even though most people spell this word without the 'E', it is, in fact spelled "Crape" and people who spell it without the 'E' suck.
"I feel like crape"

"Don't you mean crap?"

"No, crape"
by Anonymous September 10, 2004
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Cry-Rape.
When you get trapped by someone crying at you. And you don't want it. You really don't want it. Please. Stop.
Yep, I was brutally craped.
by Peter Taylor1234 October 20, 2010
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Cuddle-Rape. Unwelcomed cuddling and/or physical closeness. Non-sexual. Not necessarily creepy. Highly popular in church youth groups in place of other forms of sexual contact.

When you really want to be cuddled, you force yourself upon the other person for cuddling, or force them upon you.
"I kept waking up last night because my girlfriend kept craping me."

"I fell asleep at the party last night and John was laying next to me when I woke up. I think I was craped."

John: "Oh! He's so cute! I'm gonna give him a big hug!" Sarah: "Did you just crape my kid??"
by ZZ Toppy Toperson August 29, 2011
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