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crapaflapnasti 

adj. Used to describe an item which is as disgusting as fish sticks. (Note: This word can only be used to describe fish sticks themselves, as nothing has yet been found which is equally crapaflapnasti. Though the unclean, moldy, cluttered space under Brandon Sanderson’s bed comes close.
I don't eat fish sticks. They're crapaflapnasti.
crapaflapnasti by to blave November 18, 2014

crapagate 

(verb)To repeat, replicate,publish, or otherwise tell or relay lies and propaganda, particularly if done with foreknowledge that the "crap" is indeed "crap".
The current administration actually led the public to crapagate the lie that Saddam Hussein had WMD's.
crapagate by taoteqingren December 10, 2006

Capalaba 

Capalaba is a Suburb in the Redlands which is in Queensland, Australia. The people in and around Capalaba are usually ghetto smokers, eshay druggies or the cringe eshay wannabes (the ones that ride scooters everywhere yelling skrrt skkrt). There is a high chance of getting rolled and taxed and Capalaba is literal trash in general so don’t recommend unless you’re looking on buying weed or if you are attending the school Capalaba State College which btw lives up to Capalaba’s expectation on being the worst place. B.R.
Bailey:
Oi cunt where’s a place that sells weed?

Jacob:
Oh dude you should go to Capalaba there’s loads of people that sell weed there and plus it’s a shit joint so no one would care

Bailey:
Shotty bruv
Capalaba by Nutella=Life July 25, 2018

takin’ the ol’ crapola

Slang for moving one’s bowels, as in taking a shit or dropping a turd.
I’ll be in the john, takin’ the olcrapola!

crapasaurus 

The largest shit you've ever seen/taken/heard of.

Crapasaurus's are rare and can occur after days of constipation or the day after eating mama loads of food.
Hank: Hi, is this the plumber?

Plumber: Yes sir, it is.. How may I help you?

Hank: I have a crapasaurus in my toilet !

Plumber: Don't worry about it sir, I'll bring my shovel.

cripalatin 

When a member of the "Crips" gang ceases to act like and African-American thug and tries/wants to be of Latin/Hispanic descent.
Terell: "6 poopin, 5 droopin esse. I from the Crips puta. Que ona cholo?"

Miguel: (To Bystanders) "What a wanabe cripalatin fool."
(To Terell) "Get a life joto."
cripalatin by Ballz-Loc June 11, 2007