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wireless crapability 

n. A weak wi-fi connection that your ISP insists is "blazing fast."
"We got a brand-new gateway from Comcast, but still only have wireless crapability -- every YouTube video freezes every five seconds."

Originally from Arrested Development: GOB's mispronunciation of "wireless capability," when listing Michael's ideas for Sitwell homes: "Number 32: Wireless crapability, that one explains itself."
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Crapability 

How bad a thing, or someone, can be. The opposite of(credibility)
That deal was rejected due to its high level crapability
Crapability by shabbooo7 December 13, 2010

crapababble 

an insult to someone who is acts like an assmunch
shut the fuck up u crapababble
crapababble by Mike September 16, 2003

Crapalyst 

The new name for ATI's Catalyst video card drivers.
Will they ever improve their drivers are keep adding more useless features? New driver releases fix one issue and create five new ones.
Crapalyst by Ed February 27, 2005

crapabonanza

n. A situation that at first appears fruitful but ends up a bust.
Man, that party ended up being one big crapabonanza!
crapabonanza by Tom July 24, 2004
The whiny little bitch on any sports team , named after the loudest little bitch in the NHL, sidney crosby.
"did you see that guy take a dive and then go cry on the ref's shoulder?"
"yeah, what a crapsby"
crapsby by Explorer1958 June 17, 2013

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026