crap hazard

the act of sucking terribly at life; having to do with violent anal squirks arroused from unnecessary contact do to incertion of the anus.

1) kelsey is a crap hazard becasue she can't give a hand job.

2) the hobo smelled like a crap hazard.
(the homo smelled like a crap hazard.)

crap hazard by Jeffrey V. from VA April 6, 2005

craphazardly 

To force a bad solution into a existing problem only to move on from it

The team craphazardly came up with a definition that made little sense.

craphazardly by Cowlesds May 12, 2016

Caphazard 

Similar to Haphazard as suggests a lack of organisation and rather chaos, but also suggests that the subject is capping.

Saying the COVID vaccine shrinks your balls was a caphazard statement for the world .

Caphazard by Pears On Special May 6, 2022

Claphazard 

adj - Being reckless, moving through life without care, being downright dangerous. Usually refers to a group's actions

Carl: Guys, don't you think we are getting a bit claphazard here?
Mike: Who the fuck says claphazard

Claphazard by MikeyPenis May 22, 2024

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016