The ultimate hangover cure - big shit, jerk off, and back to bed.
Yo - I am heading back to the room for a CSN - crap, slap, nap.
by O'Dog September 16, 2009
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When you awake from a casual nap and notice the terrible, weird taste in your mouth. It feels chalky and taste raunchy.
Who jizzed in my mouth while i was napping? I fucking hate nap crap mouth!
by Titty McDick April 17, 2011
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When you die on the toilet and no ones ever gonna find the body
That mooch is taking a crap nap or something. No ones heard from her in months
by Wretchen July 23, 2017
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The act of taking a quick nap while pooping at work. Most likely performed by a third shift employee but can be achieved on any shift.
Dude that poop took you a half hour

Yeah, I caught a crap nap
by Big big biscuit April 11, 2023
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