craoober Share definition Flag When a person is so southern white that they have surpassed 'cracker' and 'goober'. They are craoober. My mom is craoober; that person is off her meds, she is craoober. craoober by J. Roe October 13, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the craoober mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch