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Cranney is used to describe a person who has nothing but gets given a lot by others and then complains about it even though it was free
Boy 1: I've just lent James my old phone
Boy 2: I bet he's really happy that he has one again
Boy 1: not really he put a status complaining about it on Facebook
Boy 2: he's a cranney he is
Cranney by Frequented October 4, 2015
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Cranny fabs 

Stop scatching that you've got cranny fabs!
Cranny fabs by stenchmole September 29, 2015

Crannying 

Crannying is using Google in order to find out answers to trivia questions and passing them off as your own.
Can you name someone who has been a team mate of Micah Richards, Santi Cazorla, Cristiano Ronaldo, Shay Given and Andrea Pirlo?

Someone answers "Giuseppe Rossi" after 10 seconds.

"Fucking hell, he's been Crannying again!"
Crannying by Banterberry April 5, 2015

cranny axe 

Reference to a penis.From the Bloodhound gang's song "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo".
"Batter dip the cranny axe in the gut locker."
cranny axe by Srgtmuffdiver February 12, 2007

cranny ax 

Male genetalia. As heard in the song Bloodhound Gang - F.U.C.K
Batter dip the cranny ax, In the gut locker
cranny ax by insecureshoe December 20, 2006

granny cranny 

There were decoys on my search for a true granny cranny, those were just wrinkly skin folds. I was not discouraged however, the middle-aged disappointments she calls children came from somewhere. "Keeping seeking and you will find", I told myself.
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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