Top Definition
Cranney is used to describe a person who has nothing but gets given a lot by others and then complains about it even though it was free
Boy 1: I've just lent James my old phone
Boy 2: I bet he's really happy that he has one again
Boy 1: not really he put a status complaining about it on Facebook
Boy 2: he's a cranney he is
by Frequented October 04, 2015
Cranney is merely another word for a fat person. Not just a normal fat person though, more of a morbidly obese type of fat person, the kind that makes you feel physically unwell when you see them.
That guy must have eaten his weight in quarter-pounders. What a cranney.
by Brendan s September 18, 2007
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