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crank that  

the worst song and the worst singer (soulja boy) in the history of music that sucks so bad that i question the fact that this song excists or it is an illusion of satan. in 5 years it will probably be as remembered as much the song informer by snow. youve never heard of that song?
Person A: Did you hear that new comedy song crank that ? Its so funny! I love it!

Person B: Thats an actual rap CD

Person A: I have lost all faith in the world
crank that by hulio January 9, 2008

crank that 

a dance for people with no life
soulja boy: wow man im da freshiest boi around.
1: yeah you crank that pretty damn well.
crank that by mnicoleteeeeeeeee November 21, 2007

Crank that 

Stupidest dance and song of the 21st century next to a bay bay
Crank that is fucking wack!!!
Crank that by doitphaggot January 11, 2008

CRANK THAT 

"to do something"
"preferably to do a dance"
"Youuu, crank that soulja boy"
"Youu, crank that batman"
CRANK THAT by CILLACRACKK November 7, 2007

crank that 

The act of a male ejaculating on a female's back who is passed out drunk then laying a blanket over the female. When the female wakes up, the sperm has dried and the blanket is stuck to her back.
Hey man, lets superman that ho (crank that)!
crank that by Kyle Ross November 11, 2007

crank that dick cheney 

when you go hunting with your friend and you ejaculare all over their face
i'm gonna crank that dick cheney with tom
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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