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crank that  

the worst song and the worst singer (soulja boy) in the history of music that sucks so bad that i question the fact that this song excists or it is an illusion of satan. in 5 years it will probably be as remembered as much the song informer by snow. youve never heard of that song?
Person A: Did you hear that new comedy song crank that ? Its so funny! I love it!

Person B: Thats an actual rap CD

Person A: I have lost all faith in the world
crank that by hulio January 9, 2008

crank that 

a dance for people with no life
soulja boy: wow man im da freshiest boi around.
1: yeah you crank that pretty damn well.
crank that by mnicoleteeeeeeeee November 21, 2007

Crank that 

Stupidest dance and song of the 21st century next to a bay bay
Crank that is fucking wack!!!
Crank that by doitphaggot January 11, 2008

CRANK THAT 

"to do something"
"preferably to do a dance"
"Youuu, crank that soulja boy"
"Youu, crank that batman"
CRANK THAT by CILLACRACKK November 7, 2007

crank that 

The act of a male ejaculating on a female's back who is passed out drunk then laying a blanket over the female. When the female wakes up, the sperm has dried and the blanket is stuck to her back.
crank that by Kyle Ross November 11, 2007

crank that dick cheney 

when you go hunting with your friend and you ejaculare all over their face