crank fart

explosive rancid gas from snorting low-grade brown crank.

"Oh my god, I think I just shit myself" Johnny says, after plasting out a crank fart.

crank fart by MT Sack June 21, 2003

Back Crack Fart 

When a person (friend, family member, crush, boyfriend, etc) cracks a person's back by having a person lying on their stomach. They have the person laying on their stomach breathe in and on their breath out they push upward while applying force to the back. In this moment, while breathing out, this person lets out a fart.

Wow, I can't believe she back crack farted when he cracked her back.

Back Crack Fart by Funnymaker13 March 9, 2015

Sweaty Crack Fart

When your butt crack has obtained enough moisture, from sweat or other causes, and you experience Flatulence. It is the vibrant reaction of your cheeks and moisture combined together that simulate a sound that one has shit themselves.

Jeremy: *experiences Flatulence*

Miranda: Hey, Did you just shit yourself?

Jeremy: what? Sorry no I was outside a minute ago, that was just a Sweaty Crack Fart.

Sweaty Crack Fart by Kspice Daddy September 7, 2025

Crankfurter 

when a woman is on her period and experiencing PMS (hence "cranky"), the man rubs crushed Midol on his cock and fucks her in the ass, thereby avoiding the obvious mess of the vagina and aiding the relief of the woman's irrational emotions.

Keith: Jackie is so fucking cranky and PMSing, but I'm so horny and she sure as shit won't blow me.
Jared: Just give her the crankfurter, man. It'll solve all your problems except the fact that she won't blow you.

Crankfurter by giliad December 9, 2009

crackfart 

The most putrid,& foul odor one can produce out of his/her body! Easily distinguished by the length and type of noise made during its release...
They usualy last between 10 to 30 seconds and sound sort of like a mouse on a motorcycle.( A Jap bike, not a Harley).
Caution: The silent, Hot ones are deadly!!!

Tyrone just knew his life would be great after he cleared out the entire Bank with just one "Crackfart"!!!

crackfart by mavros April 22, 2006

Crackfart 

When there is a skinny person that farts and uses meth at the same time.

Yo Johnny just crackfarted! Narly dude.....

Crackfart by Dwana Fuk October 13, 2016

Fartinkle Crunk 

A type of person who is drunk and is peeing all the time

Bro my dad is such a Fartinkle Crunk

Fartinkle Crunk by Aldishit January 13, 2025