The preface in which Michael Jackson laughs because he has seduced a child and is thinking about said child's anus within his cranium, typically when there are some children spending time at his house.
Normally one wouldn't think of these words put together, with the exception that you are sitting alone in your room, bored as hell and googling random words, in which you might end up finding this in the depths of the urban dictionary, where you have spent hours looking up your name, your dog's name, your friends' names and going down a rabbit hole where you find things like charizarding and saucebag, eventually arriving here, at anal cranium hee hee.
Normally one wouldn't think of these words put together, with the exception that you are sitting alone in your room, bored as hell and googling random words, in which you might end up finding this in the depths of the urban dictionary, where you have spent hours looking up your name, your dog's name, your friends' names and going down a rabbit hole where you find things like charizarding and saucebag, eventually arriving here, at anal cranium hee hee.
Tod Scrotum: Hey Michael, what are you thinking about?
Michael Jackson: *in a soft tone* not much, just some anal cranium hee hee.
Tod: Oh cool, i was thinking about how much i hate Bianca.
Michael Jackson: *in a soft tone* not much, just some anal cranium hee hee.
Tod: Oh cool, i was thinking about how much i hate Bianca.
by its a spicy spicy boy July 30, 2019
A great threat to use against someone, and especially helpful when you want someone to stop talking bad about you or doing derogatory things to you.
So if you wanna get your mother fuckin cranium cracked, then step right up and keep talking that shit!
by Ur Mom October 26, 2004
A lyric in a song known as "Dre Day". This was a song created in 1992 by Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, and featured a few other rappers. The lyric: "So if you want to keep poppin that shit and get your mother fuckin cranium cracked, step right up!"
This is probably what a lot of people on this site are probably going to end up have happening to them.
by The Kentucky Yankee February 05, 2005
What happens to every person on this site that posts something stupid and hateful against Republicans, Christians, Americans, the British, rock music, and George W. Bush. G** Dammit we're tired of this bullshit.
Just keep saying something about my Republican comrades, and you'll get your mother fuckin cranium cracked!!!
by Papa Smurf December 02, 2004
"Oh shit, my girlfriend just cranium uppercutted my nose. I can't go to class for two days straight!!" - Asbear
by PussyDonut February 10, 2011
by dragonprince129 December 16, 2009
I randomly chose these cards from 400 cards in LEFT CRANIUM RIGHT last night at 9:00 pm SEPTEMBER 12, 2021 just need is turning them over yielded .DANGER ZONE and PEOPLE WATCHING as isn't that incredible!!!
by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 14, 2021