The preface in which Michael Jackson laughs because he has seduced a child and is thinking about said child's anus within his cranium, typically when there are some children spending time at his house.
Normally one wouldn't think of these words put together, with the exception that you are sitting alone in your room, bored as hell and googling random words, in which you might end up finding this in the depths of the urban dictionary, where you have spent hours looking up your name, your dog's name, your friends' names and going down a rabbit hole where you find things like charizarding and saucebag, eventually arriving here, at anal cranium hee hee.
Normally one wouldn't think of these words put together, with the exception that you are sitting alone in your room, bored as hell and googling random words, in which you might end up finding this in the depths of the urban dictionary, where you have spent hours looking up your name, your dog's name, your friends' names and going down a rabbit hole where you find things like charizarding and saucebag, eventually arriving here, at anal cranium hee hee.
Tod Scrotum: Hey Michael, what are you thinking about?
Michael Jackson: *in a soft tone* not much, just some anal cranium hee hee.
Tod: Oh cool, i was thinking about how much i hate Bianca.
Michael Jackson: *in a soft tone* not much, just some anal cranium hee hee.
Tod: Oh cool, i was thinking about how much i hate Bianca.
by its a spicy spicy boy July 30, 2019
A great threat to use against someone, and especially helpful when you want someone to stop talking bad about you or doing derogatory things to you.
So if you wanna get your mother fuckin cranium cracked, then step right up and keep talking that shit!
by Ur Mom October 26, 2004
A lyric in a song known as "Dre Day". This was a song created in 1992 by Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, and featured a few other rappers. The lyric: "So if you want to keep poppin that shit and get your mother fuckin cranium cracked, step right up!"
This is probably what a lot of people on this site are probably going to end up have happening to them.
by The Kentucky Yankee February 5, 2005
What happens to every person on this site that posts something stupid and hateful against Republicans, Christians, Americans, the British, rock music, and George W. Bush. G** Dammit we're tired of this bullshit.
Just keep saying something about my Republican comrades, and you'll get your mother fuckin cranium cracked!!!
by Papa Smurf December 2, 2004
by Mushy-cranium May 15, 2011
To have your mind blown , or to be in a state of shock because you can’t believe what just happened causing you to be unable to comprehend what has just happened
Man: “Dude you heard about how sally slept with her bestfriends boyfriend?”
Mans friend: Dude what are you serious?! I can’t believe it. That really Baffles my Cranium
Mans friend: Dude what are you serious?! I can’t believe it. That really Baffles my Cranium
by Abbjuiceee February 21, 2019
Psychological term for individuals who are powerfully confused, have low IQs or are an order of fries short of a Happy Meal, yet, believe their ideas and thoughts to be unique, revelatory or insightful to others. Intelligent people have "brain storms".
by PMCSJ January 30, 2021