A cranium shaker is a blowjob in which the woman shakes her head back and forth while the man’s penis is in her mouth.
by Forqotenn October 10, 2020
when a male inserts his penis up a woman/mans nose diving into the brain causing instant death, or just a slight tickle
by Andrew Kidd-Cooper August 28, 2006
A term used to decribe the Jonas Brothers' hairstyle, which resembles pubic hair sprouting out of the scalp.
Emily: Nick Jonas totally has pubic hair of the cranium.
Tessa: Don't forget Kevin, too. But not Joe.
Emily: Oh no. He's got more of an Ellen DeGeneres hairdo going on.
Tessa: Don't forget Kevin, too. But not Joe.
Emily: Oh no. He's got more of an Ellen DeGeneres hairdo going on.
by ValGal January 30, 2009
*texting through TI-Nspire*
Scholar 1: bro i forgot to study for the calculus quiz next hour
Scholar 2: shaking my cranium
Scholar 1: bro i forgot to study for the calculus quiz next hour
Scholar 2: shaking my cranium
by obamallamas July 18, 2018
A recently discovered achievement in which a person headbangs to the degree of which their cranium is placed in their rectum. A person who achieves Cranium-Rectum Inversion is considered one of the Metal Gods.
Metalhead 1: Watch me achieve Cranium-Rectum Inversion.
Metalhead 2: No way.
*Metalhead 1 achieves Cranium-Rectum Inversion and becomes a God*
Metalhead 2: Awesome!
Metalhead 2: No way.
*Metalhead 1 achieves Cranium-Rectum Inversion and becomes a God*
Metalhead 2: Awesome!
by Transform April 2, 2006
Where the demonstration of shoving your anal cavity on someones cranium. While also rubbing your anal cheeks around there head to leave a stench of fresh booty.
Me: "I just want to stick my anal cavity on your cranium!"
Some Random Guy: "NO!! YOUR GONNA MAKE MY HEAD AN ANAL CAVITY CRANIUM!!!"
Me: "Hehe ;)"
~Anal Cavity Cranium
Some Random Guy: "NO!! YOUR GONNA MAKE MY HEAD AN ANAL CAVITY CRANIUM!!!"
Me: "Hehe ;)"
~Anal Cavity Cranium
by Brett'z Cranium August 14, 2011
Family-Knowledge-Brain&Skull-Exploding. Due to being too close to your family and or learning things about them that cause your brain&skull to explode.
"Dude my mom told me about the day she gave birth to me and I almost had a taxonomic-epistem-Cerebellum&Cranium-explosion"
"how'd he die?""He died from taxonomic-epistem-Cerebellum&Cranium-explosion because he was working on his family tree and found out he was related to James T. Kirk"
"how'd he die?""He died from taxonomic-epistem-Cerebellum&Cranium-explosion because he was working on his family tree and found out he was related to James T. Kirk"
by GGfrmTX February 20, 2012