Crapologist 

One who specializes in handing out crap but presents it in such a fashion that it appears to be fact.

Don't believe what Joseph said about that. He's a full time crapologist.

Crapologist by Dawn_Gribble October 4, 2007

crackologist

A person who has smoked crack cocaine for many years, decades even. So much that they have made it a career to smoke rock. They are experts in the field of crack smoking.

That man who smoked crack for 20 years is so experienced that he's a crackologist.

crackologist by Tonton510 April 23, 2009

Cartiologist 

The person usually an attractive female who drives the food and beverage cart on a golf course.

Screw going to college I’m going to be a cartiologist. Now give me the damn keys!

Cartiologist by Chinkles March 19, 2023

chaviologist 

Someone who analyses scum

See the guy that made the documentary on Michael Caroll he must be a chaviologist

chaviologist by Kill GC September 11, 2005

chaviologist 

A person, usually a non-chav, who looks at and analyses Chav behaviour and mannerisms. Often a chavologist is someone who started out not understanding chavs, and wished to gain an insight into their ways.

Chaviologists - Investigating the modern youth!

chaviologist by Richard J. April 14, 2006

crackologist

An individual highly skilled in the process of converting powder cocaine into crack ("cooking," "cheffing," roasting," etc.).

"Yo man, I don't need you to help me roast this powder. Don't you know I'm a crackologist in this?"

crackologist by J' Rock April 25, 2006

craptologist 

An individual whose speciality is crap

Steve is a craptologist when it comes to telling me the truth.

craptologist by Jamie Sommers October 19, 2005