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Key part of a phrase used by one married or otherwise involved person to ascertain the willingness of another such person to engage in extramarital affairs. Answering this question in the affirmative generally indicates not only a willingness to fool around, but also a sexual desire for the person posing the question.

This question can be readily posed to someone in most situations.

The use of “Craig” is an allusion to craigslist where these relationships are sought on a regular basis.

This is similar to the infamous “do you know Dorothy” question posed when attempting to ascertain one’s status as hetro- or homo-sexual.
M1: "Do you know Craig?"
M2: "Yes, I've known him from time to time."
M1: "Great! We should go to lunch with Craig."
M2: "That would be perfect."
by Playa411 January 28, 2008
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Local dialect- South Derby, Barrow.

Verb: To Craig- To make a retarded / slow / annoying comment, or to perform a strange activity, preferably producing an annoying noise.

Adjective: Craigy / Craiged / Craig- A strange action, or the description of an annoying or pointless activity.

Popular usage: 'No Craig No'

Noun: Legend
e.g. After being around a couple for almost a month, the Craig would ask why they were suddenly such good friends.

Wearing taped up Flip Flops.

Doing LOUD burps at innapropriate oppurtunites.

Person 1: Knock knock
'Craig': Who's there
Person 1: Runeep
'Craig': Runnep Who?
(end of joke- 5 minutes later)
Craig: RUNNY POO! I GET IT! (laughs for 10 minutes.)

Sucking inside a cup so that it gets stuck to your face.

Doing The Cha-Cha Slide on your own at the park.
by Liamthehoagie October 08, 2009
17 57
One who cheats, or the act of cheating.
Let's play a nice game of Rummy, and just don't Craig!!

Stop being a Craig, play by the rules!!
by MariahOnFira February 02, 2010
15 60
(verb)to craig something is to look at somthing that your not supposed to look at and angers the person whos something it is your looking at
Jasmine:(is on computer and having a private conversation)
Canai:(looks at computer screen) Who is Stefan Jasmine?
Jasmine: Yo why are you craigin' my shit
by Tim Hallenbeck May 08, 2009
10 57
has a girlfriend usually named sarah and is a perfect young couple with a slight age gap. soulmates. the one.
dude! look at that couple! so sweet together! his name must be craig and hers sarah!! nawww.
by Tameika223322 December 15, 2008
42 98
A male figure who often talks about the army, but knows very little about it. He has asian shaped eyes and often smells of baby sick.
He is an individal that never has any money but somehow manages to scrape bus fares together when he needs to.
Can pick up ugly underaged girls very easily and is often mistaken for a rapist.
"Hey are you not that guy that raped the underaged girl?"
"NO! she was conscious."
"wait, yes you are! You're Craig!"
by Dixon5 August 27, 2009
24 88
the act of being "salty" or extremely over dramatic.
An old lady cut you in line at McDonald's and you get "craig" and flick her off.
by tabetha ruiz April 01, 2008
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