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Craig Banry

An undercover gay dude that pretends he’s not homosexual so he can trail around behind his straight friends and wait until the heterosexual friend is in a vulnerable state so he can convince him to allow him to suck his dick.
You better watch out man, everybody keeps telling you you’re friend is a Craig Banry... You’re gonna be drunk and he’s gonna convince you to him suck Your dick and you’re gonna have to live with that...
Craig Banry by JJTheDude June 13, 2019
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Craig Butler 

This word is used when describing a fucking idiot who wastes all their time on useless problems thus ultimately creating new, much worse problems. It can also be used to desribe a power hungry jackass who thinks they know everything but they actually don't. Not based on a single person for the name is cdompletely fictional much like Jim Crowe. This word originated from the State College Area High School and is now used librally all along the east coast.
The principal At our school was so infatuated with himself and everything he did that he thought he could roam the hallways looking down the shirts of girls without any reprocutions because if they said anything to him they would have to go home and get a new shirt because if he felt the old shirt was too low and gave him too much of a boner he would call it "innappropriate". We called him a craig butler because the problems he fixed did nothing to help the school they just made him as a person feel better. Only to his surprise the school was completely riddled with drugs every where

Craig Biggio 

One of the classiest players ever to play the game of baseball. Holds the record for most HBP in the modern era, and most doubles by a right-handed hitter. Has 3000 hits and 250+ homeruns. Thank you Craig!

Craig Benzine 

Craig Benzine is a video content creator who is also known as Wheezy Waiter.

He has a widely popular YouTube channel and a blog called Wheezy Waiter. He has been creating Wheezy Waiter videos since June 2007. Now tens of thousands of people are subscribed to him and watch his videos daily.

Craig has created vocabulary in his videos that has gone on to be widely used on the internet, such as doobly-doo and noodle boiler, defined on UD, and is also known for repeated themes and catch-phrases he uses in his videos (see Wheezy Waiter definition for more information).

Craig has a beard, which has become the trademark for Wheezy Waiter. Wheezy Waiter viewers are called beardlovers.

Craig is also part of the popular and acclaimed indie rock band Driftless Pony Club, based in Chicago.

In addition to creating his Wheezy Waiter videos, Craig has lots of other experience in film and television production. He graduated with a Communication Arts: Radio, Television, Film degree from University of Wisconsin - Madison. He works as a Video Specialist for a web development company. He has starred in other films and web series besides Wheezy Waiter, including the film Ozark Cousins, the web series Fucked in Space! and Platoon of Power Squadron, and many short films produced by Harmony Joyride Productions. In addition to his work in front of the camera, Craig edited the Ozark Cousins film and was part of the rock band that created the music for the silent urban western.
Craig Benzine has a beard.

Who is Craig Benzine? Wheezy Waiter.
Craig Benzine by martha_s February 7, 2010

Craig-Bowl 

1 (n) absurd size for a cereal bowl.(such as Tupperware)
-From the film Friday
Damn, that guy has a Craig-Bowl for his frosted flakes.
Craig-Bowl by IVBrothers July 3, 2009

Craig Brooksed 

The ability to get into a smashed state before the party/event starts and maintain this level for the entire event without any sign of a technicolour yawn. A defining factor to this exact skill is that it can be achieved in time periods that don't seem long enough justify getting this inebriated...
EXAMPLE 1:
Person 1: How did that guy get so Craig Brooksed?
Person 2: I have no idea, the exhibition only finished 30mins ago, and we've only had time to get changed ready for tonight...

EXAMPLE 2:
Person 1: How is he/she still going?
Person 2: I know they were Craig Brooksed when I got here...
Craig Brooksed by Toothless Stu December 19, 2011

Craig Brown 

Verb: doing one or both of the following typically at night time - 1) Getting super baked 2) getting laid.
Adjective: used to describe an evening where you either 1) got super baked 2) met a random person and hooked up 3) both.
Brandon: What did you do last night?
Ethan: I Craig Browned in honor of the holidays.

I met this girl and it quickly turned into a Craig Brown kind of night.