Craig's List
My husband wasn't giving up the goods, so I threatened him I was going to go Craig's List on his ass if he didn't put out!
Craig's List by TCJG2 August 2, 2008
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Craig's List Massage
A euphemism for an encounter with a prostitute esp a small town prostitute who advertises on Craig's List. Used to describe sexual favors solicited on Craig's List or elsewhere.
I just spent 200 bucks on a Craig's List Massage (wink, wink). Kind of expensive, but boy, did it relieve my muscle tension!
Craig's List Massage by ochomeans8 September 1, 2011
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Craig's List Orgy
A hurriedly organized mass suck festival using the internets. Participants are typically those lurking the internet for a random encounter.
Bill: How was the Craig's List hook up?
Ted: Turned out to be a craig's list orgy, so I can't complain.
Ted: Turned out to be a craig's list orgy, so I can't complain.
Craig's List Orgy by GrizzlyE July 5, 2010
Craig's Lobotomy List
First Patient: Did you ever notice how receptionist's have no personality ...? ...Where do they find such people??
Second Patient: Oh, they get them from Craig's Lobotomy List.
Second Patient: Oh, they get them from Craig's Lobotomy List.
Craig's Lobotomy List by phiddy February 19, 2010
Jenny Craigs list
A sarcastic reference to washed up and desperate celebrities such as valeri bertonelli, Jason Alexander, Sara rue, kirstie alley featured on Jenny Craig commercials. Including Gilfred Godfrey for shoedini
I saw George from Seinfeld on this Jenny Craig commercial the other day he's hit an all time low dude, he's a Jenny Craigs list celeb now
Jenny Craigs list by boobyfukr March 6, 2010
Craigs List Corruption
When you earn so much money on Craig's list, you become a complete douche to your friends and all you care about is making more Craig's list money.
Craigs List Corruption by Shankyoself October 21, 2010
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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