cranio-rectal intrusion 

A malady common to carbon-based life forms, cranio-rectal intrusion is also known as having your "head up your ass." As the size of any bureaucracy or institution grows, an exponential increase in the number of cases of "cranio-rectal intrusion" will also occur.

With no repercussions ever being suffered for not following the very laws it institutes, the U.S. Congress continues to prove that the people of the U.S. are suffering from a level of apathy that can only be achieved by prolonged cranio-rectal intrusion.

cranio-rectal intrusion by BiggerD October 14, 2010

craiova 

1. birthplace of the gods. 2. home of the brave.
3. the capital of the region Oltenia (Romania), also known as one of the two less occupied regions in Eastern Europe. the other one is Moldova. because of this, the rest of the Romanians tend to discriminate the residents of these two region. after all, it's just jealousy.

"Those guys who we fought last night kicked our asses. Of course, they were from Craiova."

"If Craiova's football team wasn't ripped off by the LPF mafia, they would have won the European League championship eventualy."

craiova by nea.marin December 8, 2013

Cranioanalectomy 

Surgical removal of ones head from their ass. This outpatient procedure can help improve ones general view of reality if done before the condition becomes permanent.

He had his head up his ass so long his outlook had become crappy, then his wife read about a miracle cure for the condition know as the Cranioanalectomy.

Cranioanalectomy by Pappy11x4 December 31, 2016

craniorectal inversion 

A condition in which a person has their head stuck up their ass.

"He's such a dipshit. He suffers from craniorectal inversion."

craniorectal inversion by Chicka Nuts October 23, 2007

craniorectal disease 

A disease or condition of having one's head lodged up their ass. See dubya

The prez has an uncurable case of craniorectal disease.

craniorectal disease by headinass November 29, 2003

craniorectumitis 

a medical condition described as having your head up your ass.

that stupid motherfucker has craniorectumitis.

craniorectumitis by super rhoid April 29, 2006

craniorectal inversion 

A state of being usually adopted by middle management types whereby one's head is inserted into one's own arse. Considered to be quite an accomplishment by middle management types, given that their heads are at the same time permanently stuck in the respective arses of upper management types.

Psychologist: "The patient appears to be suffering from a chronic case of craniorectal inversion. What does he do for a living?"
Psych ward Nurse: "He's the manager of the Hospital's Human Relations team. He answers to the Director."
Psychologist: "Say no more."

craniorectal inversion by Apathetic Care Bear January 31, 2005