crack corn 

To crack corn means to insult somebody.A crack fight is an insult contest, usually involving 'yo mama' jokes.

"Sticks and stones can break my bones but names can never hurt me;Jimmy crack corn and I don't care"

crack corn by Ortolan February 24, 2010

Crackin corn 

When you push out a massive fart and you blow a corn kernel across the room.

It was Jimmy's crackin corn that blinded his poor dog Rex.

Crackin corn by jmcycle August 31, 2017

jimmy crack corn 

Gee-whiz, gee-willikers, Jesus Christ!, Holy Cow, God-dammit... all the same thing really. Just an expression of surprise.

Man: "Jimmy Crack Corn!"
Woman: "What?"
Man: "I just stepped on a fucking lego!"

jimmy crack corn by Xeratai April 19, 2022

crack corn 

(verb) The breaking of corn in the cornfield, usually done in the evening. Around dusk.

Jimmy crack corn and I don't care

crack corn by LizzayJay March 28, 2009

Crack Corn 

The act of taking a dump. Using the restroom to take a shit.

I went to the bathroom to crack corn.

Crack Corn by King Corn Cracker May 26, 2009

crack corn 

Inserting corn into a female's (or male) anus,

leaving it until its about to come out, take a picture and there your have Crack Corn

Damn James i was online and saw Adams picture,

Yer it was off his girlfriends CRACK CORN

crack corn by jizzyJames April 30, 2009

jimmy crack corn 

getting your ass licked then shitting in a persons mouth. when they say something about shitting in their mouth , you just grab their ears and place their face backin your ass and say thats just some jimmy crack corn"

that chick from walmart was going to town on me and boy jimmy crack corn and i dont care.

jimmy crack corn by steve eddy & anthony cortez October 8, 2006