cracktonite
Something that is as irresistible and addictive as crack is to a crackhead but as deadly as kryptonite is to Superman.
cracktonite by Kuzbuite August 27, 2008
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CrackFone
A nickname for the prepaid wireless provider TracFone, as their pricing scheme is similar to the way a crack dealer peddles his wares. They get you hooked with an inexpensive phone, then you find out their airtime cards are one of the most costly (per minute) in the wireless industry. Due to their high cost of use, CrackFones are popular with infrequent cell phone users. They're also popular with kids who can't actually afford a cell phone but want their peers to believe they have an actual, working cell phone.
Crackbone
A semi-famous player of Zombie Panic: Source. Featured on Source Mod Todd's "Greatest Zombie Killer Challenge". He didn't make #1, but he's still pretty funny and a good zombie killer. Likes to replace 75% of his nouns with "bullshit", "asshole", and "brain dawgs". His famous line is "Cut 'Em Up!" while yelling incoherent swear words.
His site, www.braindawgs.com, is in development. But according to Source Mod Todd, he "contracted a terminal illness" from spending so much time developing the site and clicking "ignore" on all the friend invites he's received recently. The only way to cure this illness is for him to get "1 Million Brain Dawgs".
An interesting character. If you ever find him on Zombie Panic, get ready to hear "asshole" "bullshit" and "cut 'em up" many many times. But you'll love it.
His site, www.braindawgs.com, is in development. But according to Source Mod Todd, he "contracted a terminal illness" from spending so much time developing the site and clicking "ignore" on all the friend invites he's received recently. The only way to cure this illness is for him to get "1 Million Brain Dawgs".
An interesting character. If you ever find him on Zombie Panic, get ready to hear "asshole" "bullshit" and "cut 'em up" many many times. But you'll love it.
1. Crackbone: "I got them brain dawgs!*"
2. Crackbone: "Cut 'Em up!"
3. Crackbone: "Here's some bullets for your asshole. Take your bullshit and move your asshole. I need some stamina for my asshole!"
Trivia: I've never played Zombie Panic: Source, yet I know all about Crackbone. That makes me cool.
*Brain dawgs is pronounced "Brain Dow-gs"
2. Crackbone: "Cut 'Em up!"
3. Crackbone: "Here's some bullets for your asshole. Take your bullshit and move your asshole. I need some stamina for my asshole!"
Trivia: I've never played Zombie Panic: Source, yet I know all about Crackbone. That makes me cool.
*Brain dawgs is pronounced "Brain Dow-gs"
Crackbone by Flood_Master7 March 3, 2009
Crackondesuer
Crackondesuer by Baroness Brass September 21, 2021
Crackdonalds
A McDonalds-esk food joint but is located in the ghetto and is populated by crack addicts, this has caused the food joint to serve crack instead of food.
Welcome to Crackdonalds what the fuck do you want?
Theme Song - Crackdonalds! We love to see you smile! Unless your teeth be fucked up then you better keep your mouth shut!
Theme Song - Crackdonalds! We love to see you smile! Unless your teeth be fucked up then you better keep your mouth shut!
Crackdonalds by crack, donalds, ghetto, food, January 17, 2010
crackton
Noun. A shortened form of Crack + town that was coined on The Simpsons episode 5F17. Crackton refers to that part of a town or city where the lowest elements of the socio-economic spectrum typically lives. Usually riddled by drug abuse and crime, Crackton contains many pawnshops, needle exchanges, check cashing facilities, family planning centers, laundrymats, pornography distributors, and thrift shops. Crackton is often known by other names including: skid row, junkyville and crackville.