Crackron 

Refers to the city of Akron, Ohio. Due to its large population of citizens on crack or various other illegal drugs.

Dude did you see that whore givin dollar bj's in the alley?
-yeah I fuckin hate Crackron.

Crackron by marbred1212 June 28, 2009

cracktonite 

Something that is as irresistible and addictive as crack is to a crackhead but as deadly as kryptonite is to Superman.

Teenage girls are that fool's cracktonite. He can't stay away, but they fuck him up every time.

cracktonite by Kuzbuite August 27, 2008

CrackFone 

A nickname for the prepaid wireless provider TracFone, as their pricing scheme is similar to the way a crack dealer peddles his wares. They get you hooked with an inexpensive phone, then you find out their airtime cards are one of the most costly (per minute) in the wireless industry. Due to their high cost of use, CrackFones are popular with infrequent cell phone users. They're also popular with kids who can't actually afford a cell phone but want their peers to believe they have an actual, working cell phone.

person 1: "Check out my tight picture phone!"
person 2: "Nice. So what's your number?"
person 1: "Uhhh, well... umm..."
person 2: "Lemme guess, you got a CrackFone and you can't afford the minutes for it."

CrackFone by GotAnMP3 December 10, 2008

crackrockicle 

Something that is totally wacky and idiotic as if on crack rock cocaine.

If someone does something really stupid or if something turns out to be bizarre, another person might say "That's crackrockicle!"

crackrockicle by E. Murphy June 25, 2008

Crackbone 

A semi-famous player of Zombie Panic: Source. Featured on Source Mod Todd's "Greatest Zombie Killer Challenge". He didn't make #1, but he's still pretty funny and a good zombie killer. Likes to replace 75% of his nouns with "bullshit", "asshole", and "brain dawgs". His famous line is "Cut 'Em Up!" while yelling incoherent swear words.

His site, www.braindawgs.com, is in development. But according to Source Mod Todd, he "contracted a terminal illness" from spending so much time developing the site and clicking "ignore" on all the friend invites he's received recently. The only way to cure this illness is for him to get "1 Million Brain Dawgs".

An interesting character. If you ever find him on Zombie Panic, get ready to hear "asshole" "bullshit" and "cut 'em up" many many times. But you'll love it.

1. Crackbone: "I got them brain dawgs!*"

2. Crackbone: "Cut 'Em up!"

3. Crackbone: "Here's some bullets for your asshole. Take your bullshit and move your asshole. I need some stamina for my asshole!"

Trivia: I've never played Zombie Panic: Source, yet I know all about Crackbone. That makes me cool.

*Brain dawgs is pronounced "Brain Dow-gs"

Crackbone by Flood_Master7 March 3, 2009

Crackondesuer 

Crackondesuer is a condesuer who knows where the best stuff is. It's not a habit it's a hobby.

The crackondesuer is here let's get cooking

Crackondesuer by Baroness Brass September 21, 2021

Crackdonalds 

A McDonalds-esk food joint but is located in the ghetto and is populated by crack addicts, this has caused the food joint to serve crack instead of food.

Welcome to Crackdonalds what the fuck do you want?

Theme Song - Crackdonalds! We love to see you smile! Unless your teeth be fucked up then you better keep your mouth shut!

Crackdonalds by crack, donalds, ghetto, food, January 17, 2010