CrackPiss 

When you piss with a "Semi-Boner" And the pee goes right trough the crack of the toiletseat.

"Damn man, i was so drunk yesterday i had to sit down, i had a Crackpiss

CrackPiss by JariPinda June 13, 2016

Crackass 

1.One who is a complete moron, and idiot, a dumbass, or a bafoon. Practices bafoonary, idiocy.
2. Movie starring "pigeonkicker", a suburbs boy. "Crackass" portrays theemptiness of suburban life while still managing to run into stuff with shopping carts.

1. Your transvestite uncle Tammy is a complete crackass.

2. Me and the guys are going to see "Crackass" this weekend.

Crackass by tim s. December 16, 2004

CRACKASS 

Low-grade, sub par. Not meeting minimum standards of acceptability.

Merchandise in Canada is totally crackass

CRACKASS by themankster February 5, 2007

Crackass 

When you laugh so hard that your ass falls off while eating salty crackas.

Lakshmi: Dude...that cracka's cracking me up!

Watermelonandra: Haha! I'm laughing so hard too!
Clitorikendrina: That crackass just fell off his chair while eating his organic salty donut.

Crackass by ojiiiiiiiiiisan January 17, 2017

Crackass 

An ass-cracker, someone who fucks asses.
An American whiteboy.

Shut the fuck up, Crackass.

Crackass by Nacho April 19, 2003

Crackabis 

High potency Butane Hash Oil (BHO). Extracted to a fine oil, wax or a hard "shatter" and smoked in special glass pipes and bongs called dabbers. These are lit with a butane torch the same way crack is.

Let's go smash some dabs, I have a killer Moebius and some straight-up crackabis.

Crackabis by Fellow Da Mellow November 18, 2013

crackass 

a dumb, stoned faggot

fix yourself crackass!

crackass by jdbdjajd May 3, 2018