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smoker crack 

An opening of one to five inches in the car windows of smokers which becomes the easiest way to spot a smoker while driving. They are specially easy to spot in times of bitter cold, rain and other types of weather that would not usually permit the crackage of car windows.
"Hey man, look at that fool with their window cracked. It's like 3 degrees outside!"

"They're smoking man. It's just a smoker crack"
smoker crack by Bryn B. March 16, 2008

smoker's crack 

The small crack in the driver's side car window that all smokers have so they can fumigate their car.
My dad had a smoker's crack the whole way there, and it was only 10 degrees outside! I froze my nips off!

smoke crack 

an expression used to show:
1. anger at someone or something
2. frustration
3. excitement
4. disbelief
1. "Shut up....SMOKE CRACK!"
2. "*drops something* Gah! Smoke crack!"
3. "Smokecracksmokecrack I CAN'T WAIT!"
4. "Smoke crack....No wayyy...."
smoke crack by yentirb_VODKA December 17, 2008

cracksmoker 

a stuck-up cunt, spoiled bitch, or otherwise undeserving female. Someone with no integrity, who values style over function. A complete moron, who thinks she's smart.
What a cracksmoker. Often used as a phrase - cracksmoking hooker. Look at those cracksmoking hookers.
cracksmoker by Anonymous October 26, 2003

put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it 

When a man pulls out of a man's butt and felches him.
Travis told his friend to put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it. His friend punched him because he's not into felching.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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