Skip to main content

Crackdonalds 

A McDonalds-esk food joint but is located in the ghetto and is populated by crack addicts, this has caused the food joint to serve crack instead of food.
Welcome to Crackdonalds what the fuck do you want?

Theme Song - Crackdonalds! We love to see you smile! Unless your teeth be fucked up then you better keep your mouth shut!
Crackdonalds mug front
Get the Crackdonalds mug.
See more merch

Crackdonald's 

McDonald's (restaurant). See crack, McDonald's.
I'm too tired to cook; I'll just get some fries and a Big Crack from Crackdonald's.
Crackdonald's by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

Crackdonalds 

A McDonald's location where drug addicts congregate, or where drug deals are known to happen.
Crackdonalds right across the lot bro. Old boy almost got shanked comin' outta there yesterday.
Crackdonalds by VegasJD December 12, 2016

crackdonalds 

A McDonald’s or fast food place that is so ghetto your friends don’t even believe you when you tell them what happened there. There’s definitely someone doing a drug deal in front of it, and people having unprotected sex in the shit stained bathroom stall, and in that bathroom, there is no mirrors or paper towel dispensers because people stole them all.
“I saw someone snorting coke on the bare dirty crackdonalds table last time I went to downtown Seattle, and nobody batted a eye”

CrackDonalds 

meaning Mcdonalds and its some times addictive nature.
man im hungry lets go get some CrackDonalds.
CrackDonalds by Shade the Raven January 29, 2009

CrackDonald's 

People who are addicted to McDonalds food usually kids, teenagers, fat fucks and stupidiots who change there last name to something stupid.
After the big game Chad Ochocinco be jonesing for some CrackDonald's.
CrackDonald's by Magic Mocha September 17, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026