The awkward sideways shuffle to find a towel or other such object to wipe away any mess left by the one night stand with yourself.
The body is arched over so no residue falls to the floor. The sideways movement decreases wind resistance thus minimizing.
The name crabwalk is derived from the frantic shuffling side to side in an attempt to find a towel before the mess hits the floor, resembling a startled crab.
Can also be used after a bad night of KFC or cask wine when ones butt cheeks need to be clenched together as the subject shuffles sideways to the toilet in a hurry
The body is arched over so no residue falls to the floor. The sideways movement decreases wind resistance thus minimizing.
The name crabwalk is derived from the frantic shuffling side to side in an attempt to find a towel before the mess hits the floor, resembling a startled crab.
Can also be used after a bad night of KFC or cask wine when ones butt cheeks need to be clenched together as the subject shuffles sideways to the toilet in a hurry
"What was all that ruckus last night bro? Did you bring a sloot home?"
"Nah I was watching Glee and one thing led to another but I left my cum rag on the other side of the room, had to crabwalk over to find it"
"Nah I was watching Glee and one thing led to another but I left my cum rag on the other side of the room, had to crabwalk over to find it"
by Rotorua's Most Wanted December 11, 2011
by tony pinto December 3, 2007
a 1337 ass glitch in the game GEARS OF WAR. its a very simple glitch that is usually done by n00bz and h4xx0rz alike! its pretty funny looking and its even more funny when ur playing a ranked match and no one on the other team can do it so you go ahead and do it just to piss them off :)
it is often done on t3H map GRIDLOCK and it can also be called the ROADIE RUN....
it is often done on t3H map GRIDLOCK and it can also be called the ROADIE RUN....
by XxKEVIN360xX January 3, 2008
by DoctoRUMS March 14, 2005
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When you cum in a girls mouth and she spits it back out on your stomach. You then have to crabwalk (you're on all fours with your stomach facing the ceiling) to the bathroom so you don't spill any cum.
My friend Andrew had to do the california crabwalk so he wouldn't leak his load juice on the carpet.
by kortmann May 6, 2007
The act of finding a solid floor(tile, cement, etc.) and proceeding to get into a crabwalk like stance and taking a shit on the floor and rubbing it around(in a circular motion like Spongebob bringing it around town) with your buttocks.
“Dude, did you see what Paul did at the party yesterday”.
“No, what’d he do”.
“This dude dropped his fucking pants and did The Alaskan Crabwalk”.
“No, what’d he do”.
“This dude dropped his fucking pants and did The Alaskan Crabwalk”.
by definitely_not_nave April 15, 2018