Crab Juice 

A fictitious drink used to denote the lesser of two evils. Originally featured in the episode "The City of New York Vs. Homer Simpson", Homer was offered Mountain Dew or Crab Juice. After thoroughly detesting the Mountain Dew, Homer selected the Crab Juice (a flavor most would find detestable).

Brian: Would you rather use MS Office (and support Gate's economic control of the world) or struggle through Open Office to type your paper?
Kelly: I'll take the crab juice. Office seems easier.

Crab Juice by xenoranger December 14, 2010

Crab Juice 

The tasty alternative to mountain dew, best taken with a side of koucalash

id like some crab juice with a side order of kouckalash, not mountain dew please.

Crab Juice by R Diddy August 28, 2003

Crab Juice 

A very talented if not best pre-uor Ultima Online PvPer. Also infamous for his manipulation and numerous amount of scams. Well known in Counter-Strike for being on CAL-Invite team Rival.

Crab Juice tought me how to PvP for 300k

Crab Juice by chanky October 10, 2005

crab juice 

an alternative name for Pepsi

Fuck, all we have left is crab juice!

crab juice by Bloodflame August 6, 2004

CURBJUICE 

CurbJuice (noun)
When one person curb stomps (sets person number two's face on a curb, makes bite curb stomps on back of head) to a baby causing curbjam (brainmatter) to come out both ears. the remaining juice inside the babies cranium is known as curb juice.

Ah dawg you got that curbjuice that shit is Bombfresh.

CURBJUICE by Paul xVx June 25, 2007

carjuice 

alcoholic beverages taken, and consumed, on the car ride from drinking point A to drinking point B. normally stuffed in purses, pockets, and pants. similar to road pop and road soda. also, usually travel in ripped/torn cases and in grab bag variety.

Yo, we're heading to the haunted house - grab some carjuice for the ride. NOM NOM!

carjuice by mbj8 November 17, 2009

crammjuice 

the invisible liquid that is made after you get dunked on

damn that kid just made 1,000 gallons of crammjuice!!!

crammjuice by tp25 May 31, 2010